Dating site experiences and shock horror meetings!

[Tuearts right boot]

I did internet dating for a few years after my divorce and had a brilliant time. Met lots of women i would never have otherwise met, didn't have a single bad experience.

The only shocker was a very butch looking lady from Warwick, clearly a lesbian from the photo, who kept pestering me for a date. That was well out of the geographical range i was looking for so i kept putting her off.

Eventually, for some unknown reason i still can't explain, i decised to put the thing to bed so i booked in a local hotel and drove down there.

In the flesh, she was miles better than the photo she'd posted and we're still together 8 years later.

The upshot is, be open-minded and don't go on there looking for an imaginary ideal.

wow, even by Bluemoon stardards, going out with a woman from Lesbania for 8 years is a first.

 

[Magicpole]

I remember a story a female pal told me about a meet she had.

She had been chatting to a guy and everything seemed as if it was lifted out a chic flick.

He told her loads of stuff about himself. Well, as it turned out, not exactly everything.

She went into the bar to meet him and noticed he was in a wheelchair.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a bit of information somebody has the right to know.

Which is why I always mention my halitosis.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

wow, even by Bluemoon stardards, going out with a woman from Lesbania for 8 years is a first.

Not really TRB. There's quite a few regular rug munchers out there who like a bit of cock on the side ; )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I remember a story a female pal told me about a meet she had.

She had been chatting to a guy and everything seemed as if it was lifted out a chic flick.

He told her loads of stuff about himself. Well, as it turned out, not exactly everything.

She went into the bar to meet him and noticed he was in a wheelchair.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a bit of information somebody has the right to know.

Which is why I always mention my halitosis.

I've met women who say they've been duped into meeting guys with glass eyes, prosthetic limbs, dodgy toupees, no teeth etc etc. But most have said a lot of guys claiming to be 6 footers, turn up in Elton John(hidden heals) shoes.

 

[Magicpole]

I've met women who say they've been duped into meeting guys with glass eyes, prosthetic limbs, dodgy toupees, no teeth etc etc. But most have said a lot of guys claiming to be 6 footers, turn up in Elton John(hidden heals) shoes.

It's not easy. Although I am really 6'3. On the down side, I have a terrible personality and hear voices.

Swings and roundabouts really.

 

[Newman Noggs]

In my head you turned up, she produced a strap on, fucked you senseless and now you are her woman.

Only in my head mind.

wow, even by Bluemoon stardards, going out with a woman from Lesbania for 8 years is a first.

Philistines ! Turned out she wasn't a lesbian after all merely ex-military with a severe haircut and a penchant for bomb-proof trousers. Shows you shouldn't be judgemental.

After 8 years of my company I'm pleased to report she now has long hair and a penchant for sussies.

 

[purplenose]

Philistines ! Turned out she wasn't a lesbian after all merely ex-military with a severe haircut and a penchant for bomb-proof trousers. Shows you shouldn't be judgemental.

After 8 years of my company I'm pleased to report she now has long hair and a penchant for sussies.

Does she like to take pics of you wearing the sussies and wig?

 

[BimboBob]

Philistines ! Turned out she wasn't a lesbian after all merely ex-military with a severe haircut and a penchant for bomb-proof trousers. Shows you shouldn't be judgemental.

After 8 years of my company I'm pleased to report she now has long hair and a penchant for sussies.

Not denying the strap on woman bit though are you...

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Not denying the strap on woman bit though are you...

An ex g/f wanted to use a strap on on me. I told her it would never happen.

What's it like Bimbo, did you like biting the pillow whilst bracing yourself for a bit of strap on?

 

[BimboBob]

An ex g/f wanted to use a strap on on me. I told her it would never happen.

What's it like Bimbo, did you like biting the pillow whilst bracing yourself for a bit of strap on?

Use a lot of lube. No pain. Just a deep sense of fullness.