Another tale from a few years ago.
I was at the checkout at my local Morrison's and a bird in the cafe opposite caught my eye as she smiled and waved at me. Wasn't sure why she was waving or who she was so I paid for my shopping and went in the cafe for a brew to find out.
"Hi, how are you doing, you remember me don't you?" I said "erm, not sure love remind me". "I'm Claire from the dentist, well I used to be Derek's dental assistant, remember?"
I thought to myself (i remember all right, come to think of it, I remember your ample cleavage that looked(I imagined) like two puppies playing whilst bending over me sucking the saliva with her dental vacuum) "Yes that's right, I remember you now".
We got talking and she told me she was single, and that she was a Jehovah's witness and how hard it was to find a boyfriend within the church. I was single too, so I asked her out and we exchanged numbers. We dated a few times and she was a really nice girl, and I envisaged her(being a Jehovah's witness) as a once a week Tuesday night lights out missionary position kind of girl.
She defiantly wasn't the type who slept around and I thought it would be a challenge just to get her in the sack. After dating her a few times with not more than a kiss and hug goodbye, I was giving up hope of ever unpicking the lock on her knickers.
Anyway, we'd been out for a drink and had a good evening one particular night, so I invited her back to mine. I poured her the obligatory come to bed drinks(strong ones) to make her feel at ease and I said "about time we went to bed now?". She agreed and asked me to put the bed side lamp on and some music on. We went to bed and got passionate pretty quickly, I still wasn't sure how far she wanted to go though.
"Have you got any candles?" - "yeah sure, I'll light a couple" I thought she wanted them as some kind of romantic ambience to help her feel at ease. The candles were burning and things were getting steamy, I'd already picked the lock to reveal her nice well trimmed lady garden. After my tongue had tasted her sweet honey, she demanded - "get the candle and pour the wax on my nipples, hurry up, do it now". I was a bit taken aback at this, but I said "you sure?" - "yes, just do it"
I tentatively tipped the wax onto her nipples and she screamed in delight "more, again!". I thought, hmm, I'm quite liking this. After a few hot wax drips, her nipples were really glowing and erect. "Pour it on my clit now" she said. "Are you really sure about this love?" - "yes I fucking love it, don't stop" well I did as she asked, and after about 15 drops on her pink pea, by this stage it reminded me of Fergie whiskey nose. Her pink pea at this stage looked like it'd been fuckin' nuked!
Next she insisted I tied her hands and feet to the bedstead and blindfold her.(she is after all a Church going butter doesn't melt in the mouth type Jehovah's witness) so I duly obliged and set about flossing my teeth on her wax encrusted snatch(dentist assistant remember ; ) after this i banged her good style and thought surely shes had enough. "Fuck me in the ass" she said. So I gave her what she wanted as I'm a gentleman. I refer to it as the coffee course after a nice 5 course meal. She was a raving nymphomaniac alright, and I got it so wrong thinking she'd be naïve and boring in bed.
I saw her about 2 months and was falling for her. But out of the blue she said she couldn't keep on seeing me anymore as her mother wouldn't approve her dating a non Jehovah's witness as she previously caught her dating a guy out of her church circle, threatening to kick her out of the church. So she said we'd have to end things. Alas.
Next time I saw my dentist he said "you and Claire aren't together now are you?" I replied no. He winked whilst injecting my gob with anaesthetic saying "yes, she did say that it was because you gave it her in the wrong un, I don't think she was keen on that!"
If only he knew the truth...
