Dating site experiences and shock horror meetings!

[Mr Kobayashi]

Once went to London for a date with girl. Ex-public school girl, tall and beautiful but mad as a box of frogs. We had a nice date at restaurant went to an Arcade in Soho (I let her win on the third go of Mario Kart to stop her tantrum) and onto a club after we bumped into a friend of her friend and managed to skip the queue. All pretty mundane stuff. But unfortunately her mother was/is an alcoholic and drug addict, throughout the night she was getting texts from her older sister as her mum was on the binge, I hadn't realised how bad it was and was perhaps selfishly caught with enjoying myself, should have told her to go earlier. She told me later that her mum had also taken a load of pills to save her from drowning in a bath in the garden and was off to the priory once out of hospital.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Hoodwinked yet again by 10 year old pictures of when she was pretty, way before she discovered cake and wine!

It's worse nowadays with all these filters. People don't even need to use old photos. I once saw a girl's acne disappear before my eyes at a party when she put an Instagram filter on (no she wasn't a teenage girl, before I get accused of being at one of Prince Andrew's parties).

Having said that, as someone who rarely gets his picture taken, I often have to go back a few years just to find something where I'm vaguely visible.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Doesn’t the sepia tint give it away?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Bloody hell, you can't half spin a yarn. No sympathy here.. she was from Burnley for god's sake!
Anyway, a decent man would've dutifully dirtied his dick and bought a new SIM card in the morning.

Not asking for sympathy, just an amusing tale of woe I thought I'd share. And she's from Nelson mate, still yonner like enough though, pal.
The Macc Lads wrote a song about the place: )

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think she blanked mate. Wouldn't surprise me if she knocked the door handle off herself to get me round and ply her with food wine and willy... : /

Had something similar then about 20 years ago. A woman I'd been talking too had decided to come down from Cumbria to meet me. All went Ok but she wasn't my kind...anyway time to go and she tried the old ' Oh my bumper has fallen off, what am I to do, I surely cant drive home with it as it is " routine....
"Yes you can love..." I promptly chucked it lengthwise through the hatchback, closed it and said my farewells.
They'll try anything these women.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Fucking hell. I think im just going to become a monk if I ever end up single again.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

It's worse nowadays with all these filters. People don't even need to use old photos. I once saw a girl's acne disappear before my eyes at a party when she put an Instagram filter on (no she wasn't a teenage girl, before I get accused of being at one of Prince Andrew's parties).

Having said that, as someone who rarely gets his picture taken, I often have to go back a few years just to find something where I'm vaguely visible.

Ah, those silly trout pouts and bunny nose filters. I always swipe left on them, WTF are they all about? : /... I just want to meet a real decent n' honest woman, wrinkles an all. Just sick of meeting desperate woman full of bullshit and lies. She said on one of the first phone calls she was new to Tinder and hadn't yet met anyone. What the pissed up woman didn't realise is she'd forget she'd told me on the phone when she telling me(face to face) of meeting her last 2 ex's off there!

I told her I was new to Tinder, hadn't yet met anyone but I'd been on POF. And anyone please correct me if I'm wrong but I think pretty much all dating sites are full of bullshitters of both sexes (from what I've been told from several decent women) I don't think Tinder or POF are for me, getting too old to be pissed about by lying chancers and gold digger types.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Fucking hell. I think im just going to become a monk if I ever end up single again.

But you'll only end up bashing the bishop pal.Your own, or his! ; )

Each to their own as they say, or his even: /

 

[MellowJoe]

Not asking for sympathy, just an amusing tale of woe I thought I'd share. And she's from Nelson mate, still yonner like enough though, pal.
The Macc Lads wrote a song about the place: )

Twas a good tale
I met a woman from Burnley once :( off POF :(
You know like blokes take dick pics from weird angles, making it look longer and more plump somehow? Well, this girl took that skill and somehow reversed it. In her pictures she looked slim, short, and with a visible neck. And to your point about hearing the person's voice.. man, I wish I'd have heard hers before driving 28 miles. I could've put it all aside (not really) if it weren't for the accent/smell/bruises/limp

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Ah, those silly trout pouts and bunny nose filters. I always swipe left on them, WTF are they all about? : /... I just want to meet a real decent n' honest woman, wrinkles an all. Just sick of meeting desperate woman full of bullshit and lies. She said on one of the first phone calls she was new to Tinder and hadn't yet met anyone. What the pissed up woman didn't realise is she'd forget she'd told me on the phone when she telling me(face to face) of meeting her last 2 ex's off there!

I told her I was new to Tinder, hadn't yet met anyone but I'd been on POF. And anyone please correct me if I'm wrong but I think pretty much all dating sites are full of bullshitters of both sexes (from what I've been told from several decent women) I don't think Tinder or POF are for me, getting too old to be pissed about by lying chancers and gold digger types.

I don't really know mate. I've not really used it in the UK. Here in Malaysia it's alright. I've been on a few dates and they're generally been fairly pleasant. Nothing came of them though and I'm now seeing someone I met at a party, which is a much better way. When I last came home, I was struggling to find any profile (in the 20-30 age range) that didn't mention that they had kids.