Dating site experiences and shock horror meetings!

argyle said:
Met a girl in a bar.

She had previously told be she does singing in pubs.

She turned up head to toe in bright Disney clothing, dyed bright red hair and the Little Mermaid tattoos. Turns out she does Disney songs for kids in pubs on Sundays.

Gave me a rendition of a beauty and the beast song 2 minutes into the date.
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Met some really nice people tbh and some great sessions , but there’s always the down side , like the one that reminded me of Humphrey Cushion , or Shellsuit “girl”, HTF, WTF !
The biggest thing (and most dangerous) is the amount of mentally disordered people on them , and I mean seriously disordered, if you meet anyone and your gut instinct tells you to run , no matter how much your dick is saying don’t , FUCKIN RUN, RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK !
Trust me .
 
Kazzydeyna said:
Every now and again this place will throw up a thread that I can spend ages reading and just laughing and laughing and laughing.

This is one of those threads.

Brilliant stuff
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Disagreed with lots you said yesterday on the ex Royal soap opera. But today is another day and like you I couldn't stop laughing after choosing this thread as a diversion from the rags win.
Have a good day mate, mine's off to a good start.
 
HelloCity said:
A couple of stories from mates

First met this bird from MySpace who was at Preston uni. Took her out a few times and it went well. Anyway, it gets to half term and she goes home and asks him to pick her up. He gets to the house and it's this massive mansion Marsdon way and it turns out her dad is worth £9 million. They're now married and have two kids. Dad bought them a house, they use his holiday home and he paid £35k for the wedding. My mate well and truly landed on his feet. Glad for he though as he's a really nice lad but not the smartest in the world. He'd still be at his parents if his number didn't come up!

Other mate met this girl off a dating site. No pic. She rings him while on a night out in town and says her mate has left her so wants him to pick her up and take her back to his.

This mate is the shyest, quietest guy I know. He drives to town and they're both on the phone to each other trying to work out where the other is. He walks around the corner and she's stood on the phone right in front of him. He estimates a minimum weight of 300lbs. She clocks him and he says to himself 'fuck'.

He's then too shy and unconfident to say anything so takes her back to his. They drive all the way back to his place in total silence.

He smashes it and he drops her off the next morning.
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It`s like reading Mills and Boon
 
paulchapo said:
"Son in prison for threatening his ex"......Now I wonder what he'll do to someone who upsets his mother......run!!
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Lend me your trainers chapo quick!

I have met all sorts pal. And in future if I'm still on a dating app I will make sure I have video called a woman first. I was reluctant to date her due to distance and said so, but one thing I thought I liked about her was her honesty and the fact that none of her pics were altered by clever computer filter apps. On meeting I noticed straight away she had been just put up 5 or 6 really good pics from probably 10 years ago. Mine are all within 18 months bar one. I don't stand there in pose trying to take the perfect selfie. I select true to life pics. I'm not photogenic vain or the best looking guy, but my pics(verified on Tinder) and profile are genuine and I cannot see the point in bigging myself up to flatter to deceive like so many do on a dating site. I write my profile in away as to deter all but the decent genuine ladies that do exist on them. I'm quite blunt, crude yet refined. I'm a decent kind of oil mi owd, Olive, : [


But dating sites are a minefield in separating the wheat from the chaff, ahem chav is perhaps more apt for Plenty of Fibs types : /

I have wrote poetry to show my creative writing. Thought I'd attractive a bit of nice Rose in my charm and amusing wit. I attracted Sally Sediment instead, another drunken liar, yet a bloody gain!: (
 
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