Dating site experiences and shock horror meetings!

I remember dating a stunner off a dating site a few years ago. About 5-8 good figured blond tasty slice she was. So I played It like a gentleman. We sent messages back n forth before exchanging numbers, she sounded nice and chatty on the phone. So we arranged a date straight away instead of the usual "we'll meet up for a coffee, and see how it goes" for the dodgy salad dodging head n' shoulder pic only type ladies.

This one wasn't having the carvery treatment lads ; ) BMR was on a mission so a nice meal at Bem Brazil Trafford Centre it was. Best togs on good aftershave, always best to Impress nice ladies on first meet.

We both met up ontime and had a drink first before eating. Well she was as good in the flesh if not better than her pics, no heavy treading fridge raider this one.

We got on great, the mutual sexual chemistry of attraction was there, she was gorgeous. We had a drink and then went for a lovely meal, got on really well.

At the end of the evening we walked out through the main doors to the carpark and she said "we having a kiss then?" I didn't want to appear too forward, tried playing it cool by gazing into her lovely green eyes with a polite peck on the cheek,(I'll bed you later look)

Soon as I leant forward she pulled me towards her almost ramming her tongue down my throat, it felt like she was trying to suck my brains out as she was groping my manhood (oblivious to being in a very public place) like a woman possessed, only 30 effin yards from the main doors, people everywhere!

Now I'm no prude, far from it but imagine If I'd of done that too her? I'd of been arrested and rightly so.
Imagine if I reported it a male police officer.

"Officer, I've just been sexualy molested by a gorgeous looking blond". He'd probably reply "what are you complaining for, I bet she was gagging fot it".

On the way home I felt as though she was just a free loading sex maniac who was probably a dab hand at getting free drinks and a nice meal before getting laid by the next bloke that took her fancy. I bet she'd had more pricks than the average Manchester dartboard! This prick wasnt having any of It and although she wanted to see me again, I told her to jog on and free load off some other mug punter.

Word of warning lads, make sure they know where there purse is on meeting up(sexual equally n' all that ; )
 
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bluemoon risin' said:
I remember dating a stunner off a dating site a few years ago. About 5-8 good figured blond tasty slice she was. So I played It like a gentleman. We sent messages back n forth before exchanging numbers, she sounded nice and chatty on the phone. So we arranged a date straight away instead of the usual "we'll meet up for a coffee, and see how it goes" for the dodgy salad dodging head n' shoulder pic only type ladies.

This one wasn't having the carvery treatment lads ; ) BMR was on a mission so a nice meal at Bem Brazil Trafford Centre it was. Best togs on good aftershave, always best to Impress nice ladies on first meet.

We both met up ontime and had a drink first before eating. Well she was as good in the flesh if not better than her pics, no heavy treading fridge raider this one.

We got on great, the mutual sexual chemistry of attraction was there, she was gorgeous. We had a drink and then went for a lovely meal, got on really well.

At the end of the evening we walked out through the main doors to the carpark and she said "we having a kiss then?" I didn't want to appear too forward, tried playing it cool by gazing into her lovely green eyes with a polite peck on the cheek,(I'll bed you later look)

Soon as I leant forward she pulled me towards her almost ramming her tongue down my throat, it felt like she was trying to suck my brains out as she was groping my manhood (oblivious to being in a very public place) like a woman possessed, only 30 effin yards from the main doors, people everywhere!

Now I'm no prude, far from it but imagine If I'd of done that too her? I'd of been arrested and rightly so.
Imagine if I reported it a male police officer.

"Officer, I've just been sexualy molested by a gorgeous looking blond". He'd probably reply "what are you complaining for, I bet she was gagging fot it".

On the way home I felt as though she was just a free loading sex maniac who was probably a dab hand at getting free drinks and a nice meal before getting laid by the next bloke that took her fancy. I bet she'd had more pricks than the average Manchester dartboard! This prick wasnt having any of It and although she wanted to see me again, I told her to jog on and free load off some other mug punter.

Word of warning lads, make sure they know where there purse is on meeting up(sexual equally n' all that ; )
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Wait, there's a BEM Brasil in the Trafford Centre? Why didn't I know this!
 
bluemoon risin' said:
I remember dating a stunner off a dating site a few years ago. About 5-8 good figured blond tasty slice she was. So I played It like a gentleman. We sent messages back n forth before exchanging numbers, she sounded nice and chatty on the phone. So we arranged a date straight away instead of the usual "we'll meet up for a coffee, and see how it goes" for the dodgy salad dodging head n' shoulder pic only type ladies.

This one wasn't having the carvery treatment lads ; ) BMR was on a mission so a nice meal at Bem Brazil Trafford Centre it was. Best togs on good aftershave, always best to Impress nice ladies on first meet.

We both met up ontime and had a drink first before eating. Well she was as good in the flesh if not better than her pics, no heavy treading fridge raider this one.

We got on great, the mutual sexual chemistry of attraction was there, she was gorgeous. We had a drink and then went for a lovely meal, got on really well.

At the end of the evening we walked out through the main doors to the carpark and she said "we having a kiss then?" I didn't want to appear too forward, tried playing it cool by gazing into her lovely green eyes with a polite peck on the cheek,(I'll bed you later look)

Soon as I leant forward she pulled me towards her almost ramming her tongue down my throat, it felt like she was trying to suck my brains out as she was groping my manhood (oblivious to being in a very public place) like a woman possessed, only 30 effin yards from the main doors, people everywhere!

Now I'm no prude, far from it but imagine If I'd of done that too her? I'd of been arrested and rightly so.
Imagine if I reported it a male police officer.

"Officer, I've just been sexualy molested by a gorgeous looking blond". He'd probably reply "what are you complaining for, I bet she was gagging fot it".

On the way home I felt as though she was just a free loading sex maniac who was probably a dab hand at getting free drinks and a nice meal before getting laid by the next bloke that took her fancy. I bet she'd had more pricks than the average Manchester dartboard! This prick wasnt having any of It and although she wanted to see me again, I told her to jog on and free load off some other mug punter.

Word of warning lads, make sure they know where there purse is on meeting up(sexual equally n' all that ; )
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What a huge Jessie you are, you should have been hanging out of the back of that for as long as possible.

You've gone down in my estimations, which was quite hard to do if the truth be told, more stories of selfies with gigantic bras on your head please (and the pics of course)
 
bluemoon risin' said:
I remember dating a stunner off a dating site a few years ago. About 5-8 good figured blond tasty slice she was. So I played It like a gentleman. We sent messages back n forth before exchanging numbers, she sounded nice and chatty on the phone. So we arranged a date straight away instead of the usual "we'll meet up for a coffee, and see how it goes" for the dodgy salad dodging head n' shoulder pic only type ladies.

This one wasn't having the carvery treatment lads ; ) BMR was on a mission so a nice meal at Bem Brazil Trafford Centre it was. Best togs on good aftershave, always best to Impress nice ladies on first meet.

We both met up ontime and had a drink first before eating. Well she was as good in the flesh if not better than her pics, no heavy treading fridge raider this one.

We got on great, the mutual sexual chemistry of attraction was there, she was gorgeous. We had a drink and then went for a lovely meal, got on really well.

At the end of the evening we walked out through the main doors to the carpark and she said "we having a kiss then?" I didn't want to appear too forward, tried playing it cool by gazing into her lovely green eyes with a polite peck on the cheek,(I'll bed you later look)

Soon as I leant forward she pulled me towards her almost ramming her tongue down my throat, it felt like she was trying to suck my brains out as she was groping my manhood (oblivious to being in a very public place) like a woman possessed, only 30 effin yards from the main doors, people everywhere!

Now I'm no prude, far from it but imagine If I'd of done that too her? I'd of been arrested and rightly so.
Imagine if I reported it a male police officer.

"Officer, I've just been sexualy molested by a gorgeous looking blond". He'd probably reply "what are you complaining for, I bet she was gagging fot it".

On the way home I felt as though she was just a free loading sex maniac who was probably a dab hand at getting free drinks and a nice meal before getting laid by the next bloke that took her fancy. I bet she'd had more pricks than the average Manchester dartboard! This prick wasnt having any of It and although she wanted to see me again, I told her to jog on and free load off some other mug punter.

Word of warning lads, make sure they know where there purse is on meeting up(sexual equally n' all that ; )
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*shakes head* thread ban for not smashing it
 
bluemoon risin' said:
I remember dating a stunner off a dating site a few years ago. About 5-8 good figured blond tasty slice she was. So I played It like a gentleman. We sent messages back n forth before exchanging numbers, she sounded nice and chatty on the phone. So we arranged a date straight away instead of the usual "we'll meet up for a coffee, and see how it goes" for the dodgy salad dodging head n' shoulder pic only type ladies.

This one wasn't having the carvery treatment lads ; ) BMR was on a mission so a nice meal at Bem Brazil Trafford Centre it was. Best togs on good aftershave, always best to Impress nice ladies on first meet.

We both met up ontime and had a drink first before eating. Well she was as good in the flesh if not better than her pics, no heavy treading fridge raider this one.

We got on great, the mutual sexual chemistry of attraction was there, she was gorgeous. We had a drink and then went for a lovely meal, got on really well.

At the end of the evening we walked out through the main doors to the carpark and she said "we having a kiss then?" I didn't want to appear too forward, tried playing it cool by gazing into her lovely green eyes with a polite peck on the cheek,(I'll bed you later look)

Soon as I leant forward she pulled me towards her almost ramming her tongue down my throat, it felt like she was trying to suck my brains out as she was groping my manhood (oblivious to being in a very public place) like a woman possessed, only 30 effin yards from the main doors, people everywhere!

Now I'm no prude, far from it but imagine If I'd of done that too her? I'd of been arrested and rightly so.
Imagine if I reported it a male police officer.

"Officer, I've just been sexualy molested by a gorgeous looking blond". He'd probably reply "what are you complaining for, I bet she was gagging fot it".

On the way home I felt as though she was just a free loading sex maniac who was probably a dab hand at getting free drinks and a nice meal before getting laid by the next bloke that took her fancy. I bet she'd had more pricks than the average Manchester dartboard! This prick wasnt having any of It and although she wanted to see me again, I told her to jog on and free load off some other mug punter.

Word of warning lads, make sure they know where there purse is on meeting up(sexual equally n' all that ; )
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She sounds like my ideal woman!
 
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