David Beckham

[Crooked_rain]

Not dead yet then?

Only in the eyes of the royal family

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Hope he gets his knighthood soon

You mean in the hope that he will then simply fuck off?

 

[Blue Mist]

Someone's been in the sun too long.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I can’t comment on Qatar as I wasn’t there but the only disappointment for the World Cup for me was Wales’ display. It was an enjoyable tournament overall.

Beckham was an above average footballer but nowhere near true world class. He’s not intelligent enough to coach or manager either.

I’d sooner bang the Scouser over Posh Spice. Baby > Scary > Ginger > Sporty > Posh.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

I’d sooner bang the Scouser over Posh Spice. Baby > Scary > Ginger > Sporty > Posh.

That reminds me of the time I had to pick from Halle Berry and Naomi Campbell.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

That reminds me of the time I had to pick from Halle Berry and Naomi Campbell.

Why are you lying?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Why are you lying?

I'm not buddy. I turned them both down when Beyonce called me up during one of her off periods from Jay Z.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

I'm not buddy. I turned them both down when Beyonce called me up during one of her off periods from Jay Z.

If you’re bald then I hope you told her you were washing your hair.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

If you’re bald then I hope you told her you were washing your hair.

Nah I'm not bald.

 

[staffsblue]

Really detest the Omaze advert where he pops up begging for people to contribute to the London Air Ambulance. Surely he should be contributing his own riches to that cause?

 

[mexico1970]

We'll all be sad when he is not with us, just enjoy the fella while we still can.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

He could certainly knock in a free kick but never used to beat a man. I think he’s the most overrated footballer of his generation. I’m not just saying this because he’s a rag either. Scholes and Rooney amongst others were brilliant footballers.

There’s the complete unprofessionalism of his Argentina World Cup red card or admitting he got booked on purpose. A career tainted.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

I can’t comment on Qatar as I wasn’t there but the only disappointment for the World Cup for me was Wales’ display. It was an enjoyable tournament overall.

Beckham was an above average footballer but nowhere near true world class. He’s not intelligent enough to coach or manager either.

I’d sooner bang the Scouser over Posh Spice. Baby > Scary > Ginger > Sporty > Posh.

Ginger > Posh > Baby > Sporty > Scary

 

[Turtlepath]

I can see how this thread is heading! So as its now down to my intellectual level i shall say....
Baby > Ginger > Scary > Posh, Sporty.

 

[southamptonblue]

I can see how this thread is heading! So as its now down to my intellectual level i shall say....
Baby > Ginger > Scary > Posh, Sporty.

If it started like that, it would be 100+ pages by know!

Ginger > Baby > Sporty ....wouldn't touch the other 2 mingers.

 

[burning blue soul]

We'll all be sad when he is not with us, just enjoy the fella while we still can.

We are just blessed to be sharing this period in time with him.

 

[RACHACE]

Baby-Ginger-Posh-Scary-Sporty.

 

[jma]

Taught Ryan Giggs all he knows about poetry

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Taught Ryan Giggs all he knows about poetry

Giggs was also much better at football than Beckham.

 

[Barcon]

They’d all get it including him,