Dear Atheists..

[Vienna_70]

Didn't even know he was missing .

I think he went missing in quite a few games at Arsenal last season.

 

[Coatigan]

How is it that cavemen survived the asteroid but dinosaurs didn't ?




Just askin'

They were too busy arguing with each other by writing messages on cave walls. They used azurite, whose markings only shows up in moonlight.

 

[Bill Walker]

They were too busy arguing with each other by writing messages on cave walls. They used azurite, whose markings only shows up in moonlight.

So a bit like the politics thread

 

[East Level 2]

Perhaps the cavemen were out when the asteroid called.

 

[Bill Walker]

Perhaps the cavemen were out when the asteroid called.

I suppose they could've just eaten the cooked dinosaurs

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Im sure I saw a documentary years ago staring Raquel Welch that proved people lived at the same time as dinosaurs?
to be fair the film had its knockers.........but i thought it was alright.

 

[KS55]

God created man in his own image, but didn't foresee the Swales comb over or the TV rental business...

“Oh, William of Oz, have more faith. I shall send Robinson, Lord of Radio Rentals, to destroy the Swales empire. He will make up for the lost income with a great scandal known as Swalesgate which will be a special entrance to the temple of Kippax. The shekels collected there will drop down a chute into Swales back pocket. But it will avail him nothing and he will be forced to pay for his groceries in Sixpences and Half Crowns which are heavy and that will cause his teeth to drop out.
As for the comb over, I shall invent that long before Swales, and my disciples will be Robert of Charlton and Ralph of Many Coloured Coates.”

 

[Kippaxpete]

Caveman turned up 60 million years later.

Hmmm... how do you explain this then?

 

[Blue Mist]

This is an easy question to answer. The cavemen got the 4 minute warning and had time to hide under their desks.

 

[johnnytapia]

Hmmm... how do you explain this then?

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“Like fuck you’re not paying half this wedding tab.”