I was puzzled by the turtle's lack of inclusion of his 'Philosophy' in his after- match comments.
It is indeed wondrous to hear him espousing this 'philosophy' on each and every occasion, fair brings tears to your eyes, this man's vision.
The 'Philosophy' has now expanded to encompass losing as many games as possible before Christmas, so that we can then marvel at his 'Mantra' and how he's managing to hold onto a job that both Gollum, and the comb over racist Atkinson were binned from after better results than he's had.
He must fucking hypnotise everyone at the swamp, with his Uri Geller-like aura as he's managing to escape criticism from everyone there, nobody has a bad word for him, I'm dreading the day when they all recover from the stupor he has induced into a malleable set of wide-eyed recipients of his 'Philosophy.'
Stick with him, Rags and Ragettes, embrace the philosophy.