Derek (Ricky Gervais thing tonight on C4)

[johnny on the spot]

Don't we have some pernickety semanto-cunts on here? 'Just cos he's shit doesn't mean he's talentless' 'Won Grammies' 'Sold DVDs' 'Top of iTunes Podcast...' Wake up, you wet-crotch fuckers. People like The Feeling, Phil Collins and that screaming ginger landwhale Adele (to the tune of twenty million fucking quid, for fuck's sake).

Ricky Gervais is shit. Unfunny and shit. Stephen Merchant can fuck off, the lanky four-eyed farm-boy nosebag. Karl Pilkington? Sure, we've all got thick cunts like him for friends but we avoid their phone calls because they are unfunny shit heads. If you like these people and enjoy their work that makes you a worthless ****.

 

[Carstairs]

We don't tend to do shades of grey on here.

I believe Sasha Grey is through to the next round of the Adult Actress Competition

 

[johnmc]

Yes but JoTS, people like The Feeling, Adele, Phil Collins etc obviusly do have talent - just because you don't like it doesnt mean it is less true.

If they havent then why dont you go out and sell millions of records?

 

[bernabias home shirt]

Don't we have some pernickety semanto-cunts on here? 'Just cos he's shit doesn't mean he's talentless' 'Won Grammies' 'Sold DVDs' 'Top of iTunes Podcast...' Wake up, you wet-crotch fuckers. People like The Feeling, Phil Collins and that screaming ginger landwhale Adele (to the tune of twenty million fucking quid, for fuck's sake).

Ricky Gervais is shit. Unfunny and shit. Stephen Merchant can fuck off, the lanky four-eyed farm-boy nosebag. Karl Pilkington? Sure, we've all got thick cunts like him for friends but we avoid their phone calls because they are unfunny shit heads. If you like these people and enjoy their work that makes you a worthless ****.

Fuckinhell your a barrel of laughs.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Yes but JoTS, people like The Feeling, Adele, Phil Collins etc obviusly do have talent - just because you don't like it doesnt mean it is less true.

If they havent then why dont you go out and sell millions of records?

Because I'm a talentless **** who spends his life fucking around on the internet.

 

[BlueHammer85]

Ricky Gervais is shit. Unfunny and shit. Stephen Merchant can fuck off, the lanky four-eyed farm-boy nosebag. Karl Pilkington? Sure, we've all got thick cunts like him for friends but we avoid their phone calls because they are unfunny shit heads. If you like these people and enjoy their work that makes you a worthless ****

yawn...again, its like a contest to see who can slag someone off the most. get a life

 

[johnmc]

Yes but JoTS, people like The Feeling, Adele, Phil Collins etc obviusly do have talent - just because you don't like it doesnt mean it is less true.

If they havent then why dont you go out and sell millions of records?

Because I'm a talentless cnt who spends his life fcking around on the internet.

You have just said they are telentless though?

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Don't we have some pernickety semanto-cunts on here? 'Just cos he's shit doesn't mean he's talentless' 'Won Grammies' 'Sold DVDs' 'Top of iTunes Podcast...' Wake up, you wet-crotch fuckers. People like The Feeling, Phil Collins and that screaming ginger landwhale Adele (to the tune of twenty million fucking quid, for fuck's sake).

Ricky Gervais is shit. Unfunny and shit. Stephen Merchant can fuck off, the lanky four-eyed farm-boy nosebag. Karl Pilkington? Sure, we've all got thick cunts like him for friends but we avoid their phone calls because they are unfunny shit heads. If you like these people and enjoy their work that makes you a worthless ****.

Fuckinhell your a barrel of laughs.

His opinion is the only one that matters,as he clearly doesn't understand the definition of 'subjective'.
Therefore,in his head,he is right,and we are wrong.
There is no point in rationalising with such folk.
Best leave them to dwell in their twilight world of self-delusion.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Yes but JoTS, people like The Feeling, Adele, Phil Collins etc obviusly do have talent - just because you don't like it doesnt mean it is less true.

If they havent then why dont you go out and sell millions of records?

Because I'm a talentless cnt who spends his life fcking around on the internet.

You have just said they are telentless though?

Great- Download my podcast.

 

[CTID1988]

Yes but JoTS, people like The Feeling, Adele, Phil Collins etc obviusly do have talent - just because you don't like it doesnt mean it is less true.

If they havent then why dont you go out and sell millions of records?

Because I'm a talentless **** who spends his life fucking around on the internet.

Hahaha, now THAT'S funny!