Vicky now has more of a global communications role and that's been half the problem. Last year she was visiting such important places as Torque in Uruguay.
Believe it or not, Heggie has been the supposed attack dog for about six years now. You will see him sat to Pep's right.
Truth is, we have been far too accommodating. It doesn't matter what we do, we will never get an even shake of things.
Ban the local patch journos, you have to hurt them to get people in London to take any notice.
Ban the BBC and SKY, yesterday's men. What's the worst that can happen, they say bad things about us?
You give them the absolute minimum that the Prem regulations allow.
As our old friend Domocles used to rightly state. 'Control the platform, control the narrative'.