My rag neighbours are a pair of massive pissheads who constantly drink & drive.
When not getting pissed in their house, they think nothing of driving the literal 2 minutes to the local pub, getting pissed there & then driving the 2 minutes back.
They have never been caught doing the drive to/from the pub.
However, earlier this year, after an all day boozing session at home, followed by the usual drunken row between themselves, the guy drove off on a Sunday night in a pissed up rage & his pissed up wife rang the police on him because she thought he was leaving her.
We were treated to the sight of him arriving back home with the police in tow, who then breath tested & arrested him outside his own house, in front of his distressed kids.
He got a 20 month ban & £1000 fine.
They kept a low profile after this incident, but it was back to normal within a few weeks & his wife now does all the driving to/from the pub where they both get pissed & she then drives back.
They have 3 kids & the wife is a nurse who used to work in A&E!