Drunken Sleep Pissing - We've all done it, haven't we?

Went to Paris with my ex wife about 8 years ago and got absolutely plastered on cocktails.
We went back to the hotel me smashed as, and she woke me up in a dream piss sleep in the early hours with what are you doing!
My reply was going to the toilet having a piss what else? She goes thats my suitcase! LOL
My straighteners she screams! :-D
Was not a happy bunny, she apparently jumped up to save her stuff and I ended up with her suitcase for my clothes for the way home :/
Got to Manchester Airport and Customs guy pulled me aside asking to open my suitcase :-O I said to him you don't want to do that mate! he goes why? I goes i pissed in it last night! lol
He looked at me puzzled like I was joking but when he realised I wasn't he said go through lol.
 
No, but as the years advance I dread the time coming when I become powerless to stop it, even when sober
 
Nebuchadnezzar said:
Yep, pissed myself last night for the first time whilst drunk/asleep.
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I was going to post in here about this but then realised I already had.

This incident was a bit of a wake up call with regard to my drinking. I did in an entire bottle of Tullamore Dew whisky that night for no reason whatsoever and woke up in the front room in a puddle of my own piss at 7am. I know this is meant to be a comedy thread but this particular incident actually really upset me and I was lucky to escape with just an embarrassing tale to tell.
 
Didsbury Dave said:
Pissed myself at that one.

I've also done one on a makeup ledge too.

I got away with that one. It was put down to a leak or something.

I've got away with a few in the past. They rarely smell because they are full on, crystal clear booze pisses.

My existing wife once called out the plumber, and I let her, in the full knowledge that I had simply pissed all around the bog rather than in it. I think she said she'd noticed this leak a few times before.
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Twice in my adult life, and both times I had been drinking Newcastle brown ale.
Make of that what you will, but I can safely say I will never go to the North East on a holiday
 
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