Drunken Sleep Pissing - We've all done it, haven't we?

Never pissed myself, but when I used to drink bitter, if I got drunk on it i would wake up in the middle of the night with my misses shouting at me, normally I was stood at the top of the stairs pissing down the stairs, but a few times I did it in the wardrobe and against the bedroom window - from the inside. Needless to say I don't get drunk on bitter anymore! Doesn't happen if I get drunk on anything else, just bitter!
 
my girlfriend at the time had spent xmas eve carefully and lovingly wrapping up pressies for her family and got an early night while i went out on the piss and stumbled in at god knows what hour so fucked i couldn't climb the stairs and found myself being woken up by her in the morning on the couch asking why all the presents were wet through.
i honestly didn't remember doing it and quite naturally blamed it on the dog.
 

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