Dwight Yorke - 'not a coach due to racism'

My mate was eulogising how good a pundit Gary Neville was, highlighting the statement he came out with that he was now the most qualified as a coach as he has ever been, and this should somehow put him in line to be the England manager.

Well, I too rate him as a pundit, but that statement was really stupid. Everyone is currently the best qualified they have ever been, including me, but that doesn't put me in line for a top football job.

Yorke wouldn't last ten weeks as a manager in the Prem or Championship. He needs to make his way picking up the scraps, getting the odd gig as a pundit when anyone is desperate enough to have him, and on the after dinner circuit. Or if he gets himself a decent agent, he might just get a few weeks on Celebrity Big Brother, or some such other reality nonsense. A dose of reality is what he really needs.

More like a dose of syphilis!
 
Has he tried Stockport County?
We all remember them celebrating like they'd won the world cup when they beat us at Maine Road in 98/99 (Tony Dinning penalty in front of the North Stand *shudder*), but even so; what the fuck has Stockport done to you for you to even consider dumping "Dad of the year 2002" on them?
 

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