Eamonn Holmes

Holmes is such a mard arse (as well as a lard arse) that he set his lawyers on the BBC to stop Jon Culshaw taking the piss out of him. They cravenly agreed to ban his character from the 2nd series of the Impression Show and not to repeat the original sketch which is linked below.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDtQdxn3UW0[/youtube]
 
Dr Mick said:
Did anyone else see this useless fat **** on TV this morning (3/12/13)

The sports woman was talking about Brahim Abdelkader Diaz signing for City. Fatso was sat there with a face like a smacked arsed looking like he’d just arrived two minutes too late for the ‘all you can eat buffet’.

He asks the sports presenter if the boy is a local lad from Manchester. No she replies he’s from Spain. Really! Exclaims Chubs. Not from Manchester? I thought City was the local club that only brought local kids through.

The look of pain and disgust on his face at the thought of City picking up this kid was an absolute joy to behold. Long may it continue because I absolutely cannot abide the fat ****. He makes Adam Richman look like a fussy eater.

Anyway, welcome to Manchester Brahim.

As for you Holmes; you can go and eat your own body weight in Sh*t. What’s that? You already have….
Now, that's my kind of post....
 
Did anyone else see this useless fat **** on TV this morning (3/12/13)

Nope. I don't have widescreen
 
Bert Trautmann's Parachute said:
Dr Mick said:
Did anyone else see this useless fat **** on TV this morning (3/12/13)

The sports woman was talking about Brahim Abdelkader Diaz signing for City. Fatso was sat there with a face like a smacked arsed looking like he’d just arrived two minutes too late for the ‘all you can eat buffet’.

He asks the sports presenter if the boy is a local lad from Manchester. No she replies he’s from Spain. Really! Exclaims Chubs. Not from Manchester? I thought City was the local club that only brought local kids through.

The look of pain and disgust on his face at the thought of City picking up this kid was an absolute joy to behold. Long may it continue because I absolutely cannot abide the fat ****. He makes Adam Richman look like a fussy eater.

Anyway, welcome to Manchester Brahim.

As for you Holmes; you can go and eat your own body weight in Sh*t. What’s that? You already have….
Now, that's my kind of post....


absolutely top drawer post .
 

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