Emma The City Fan - GAME OVER! (update in OP)

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Bluebird1 said:
Can someone summarise what the hell the 56 pages are about?
he missed a goal as he was trying to get it
he then asked if anyone knew so that he could get it
he was led along to believe he wouldn't then would get it
but he ain't getting it
 
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Man likes woman, woman does not love him.<br /><br />-- Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:51 pm --<br /><br />Man likes woman, woman does not love him.
 
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Bluebird1 said:
Can someone summarise what the hell the 56 pages are about?
Boy meets girl, falls in love, makes slight tit of himself, gets no action, heartbreak, humiliation and suicide follow.
 
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york away to this! said:
Bluebird1 said:
Can someone summarise what the hell the 56 pages are about?
Boy meets girl, falls in love, makes slight tit of himself, gets no action, heartbreak, humiliation and suicide follow.


Lmao
 
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Bluebird1 said:
Can someone summarise what the hell the 56 pages are about?

Ricster meets Natalie Pike and Emma at wembley, Ricster thinks Emma is the girl of his dreams. He shows her some card tricks at half time but it goes on so long they miss the goal. Ricster comes on here to try and get another metting with her. 50 or so pages of lads banter later he finds out she has a boyfriend. Fin
 
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BlueInCanada said:
Funny thread, but my favourite part?

The link to Natalies titties. Nice

Deserves a thead all by itself and make it a sticky. (Not like that, perverts!)

What link? Doh.
 
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AntonDonJuan said:
Bwahahaha what a classic thread, this needs locking and storing forever.

We have witnessed a guy lose his dignity, build his hopes up and have them crushed all in the space of a couple of days, all over the internet.

Fair play for trying Ricster but the acts of desperation made this cringeworthy thread one of my favourites ever!

As for offending miss pike, that was never my intention but ah well life goes on

Salut!


Sorry; but can you show me where our Boy lost his dignity? We had a big thread last week about your " Favourite Trier for City". All Ricster has done is give it his best shot; and if we ask that of our Players and they lose - so what ? they go again as Ricster shall.

Well done also to the Poets and the cheerleaders and most of the Posters on this thread for once playing the Game out with a straight Bat.
 
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Bluebird1 said:
Can someone summarise what the hell the 56 pages are about?

Ric met two females at the game, showed them some card tricks which resulted in them missing the goal.

Ric was sprung and proceeded to offer his bollocks to said female on a platter.

Females friend turned out to be FHM model Natalie Pike who some including myself said was not their type which resulted in a stampede from fan boys, cheerleaders and married men who felt they had to defend models honour. Others started doing sumersaults, hand stands and spinning on their heads all to get noticed when they found out she was posting on the forum

Ric continued to persue his "dream girl" who is called Emma.

Fan boys, cheerleaders, married men were joined by supermen who felt they need to be heroic to get noticed by above mentioned model. All hell broke loose as attacks flew in an attempt to show who was most dedicated in her worship. sumer saults, hand stands and spinning on heads continued with others doing some fire breathing/walking and other desperate shenanigans.

Ric finds out Emma has a boyfriend and his gift of "bollocks on a platter" was returned unopened but trampled on.

Fan boys, cheerleaders, married men, supermen continued in their hijinx in an attempt to impress model throwing insults at those who did not share their obsession while Ric quietly licked his wounds.

Thats about it in a nutshell.
 
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Ricster said:
buzzer1 said:
When's the book out Ric?

Could get Gary James to help out. Lol.

You want a racey love novel not a factual account of where Natalies old house used to stand and statistics on how many birds you shagged each season.
 
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Ricster, are you going Blackburn? I'll get you a pint or two at the Fenhurst wearing our special hats! It's a good effort, and this type of thread is what made Bluemoon special back in the day.

Other than that, our man date can take place at the West Ham game. Fuck it, i'll throw in a gourmet meal in a peppered steak pie as well!
 
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mancmackem said:
Ricster, are you going Blackburn? I'll get you a pint or two at the Fenhurst wearing our special hats! It's a good effort, and what made Bluemoon special back in the day.

Other than that, our man date can take place at the West Ham game. Fuck it, i'll throw in a gourmet meal in a peppered steak pie as well!

Just have a nite in lads.. Brokeback Mountain on the box...some greco/roman wrestling in front of a roaring open log fire....
 
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gingerthai said:
inGavious said:
oooo a date at The Trafford Centre ... who can resist that?! pmsl

She wont beable to resist Mario's white wooly hat and bling.

2vt5chu.jpg

Did Mario give you £1000? :P
 
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Thanks guys. Thought it was something like that but don't have the time to read the whole thing lol.

Sorry Ricster but semi final day against the Rags comes before anything! And to miss the goal ...
 

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