Emma The City Fan - GAME OVER! (update in OP)

Re: Emma The City Fan

I tell you what if he gets a date out of this i'm booking myself in for councelling tomorrow and getting every ounce of confidence drained out of me until i turn into a prideless, undignified, desperate shell of a man. That way i might meet a nice lady to take home and "treat me like a doormat"
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

Bluemoon115 said:
Rhyme's eh? I'll weigh in on this:

Natalie pike, you is a well fit bird,
And that's a line I'm sure you've already heard,
From men who've got a lot more than me,
Like looks, money and a personality.

But one day soon after a night on the drink,
It'll all come clear, you'll immediatly think:
"The kind of bloke who would forever complete me,
has got a face like a spade, a complete misery""

And when that day comes, remember this rhyme,
And we'll be together until the end of time,
But until that day, I really must dash,
'cos I've got a date with a bird with a 'tash.
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The best one yet.

Ricster, good luck son, and remember, its not the size of your wand but the skill of the magician that counts ;)
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

Blumers Bloomers said:
Bluemoon115 said:
Rhyme's eh? I'll weigh in on this:

Natalie pike, you is a well fit bird,
And that's a line I'm sure you've already heard,
From men who've got a lot more than me,
Like looks, money and a personality.

But one day soon after a night on the drink,
It'll all come clear, you'll immediatly think:
"The kind of bloke who would forever complete me,
has got a face like a spade, a complete misery""

And when that day comes, remember this rhyme,
And we'll be together until the end of time,
But until that day, I really must dash,
'cos I've got a date with a bird with a 'tash.
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The best one yet.

Ricster, good luck son, and remember, its not the size of your wand but the skill of the magician that counts ;)
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Re: Emma The City Fan

PINKPRINCESS said:
haha this thread has mad me chuckle!

thanks to those that stuck up for me. To the guy posting nasty things about the way i look. You dont have to find me attractive, it really dosent matter, but neither do you have to start posting nasty comments about my body, face, etc etc etc. I say again if you dont have anything nice to say, then dont say anything!

Magician man ive sent emma the link to the thread.....!!!
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Geez girl annoying much?. I explained myself and you are a model so you surely must be used to people judging you strictly on a superficial level. On a personality level (I do not know you) but you seem like a die hard, decent City fan, so I will say dont let it get to you. As you can see you have a thread full of cheerleaders here. I actually enjoyed your interview on the club website, doesnt mean I have to want to sleep with you too. (There I said something nice). I wish I was attracted to you so I could annoy these guys by getting with you but I just cant do it. Now please let it go and concentrate on getting Ric and Emma together and getting yourself laid or something you are far too uptight and sensitive.

Bigga said:
Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, so you should brush your shoulders off when it comes to 'didactic'(what an ironic name!).

Anyway, girl, you have to think about what the man might look like, himself and in who's eye is his beholder... if he's lucky!!

Not only that, you're gettin' paper!!

Go on, brush your shoulders off and be thicker skinned!!
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Thank you, you are right it is in eye of beholder. Im didactical what can I say?

Dont worry about that *pushes you off my back* Damn brother why you using me to get leverage with a female?. *shakes head* guys these days.

Because we all know I aint getting money right? Come on son again with standing on my head to get noticed!!!.

Agreed its not that serious, plus from this thread alone there are over 100 guys who would pick the corn out of her doo doo for a date. Guys please perform your juggling tricks, hand stands and fire breathing in an orderly, respectful fashion and leave my name out it. Please.
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

GStar said:
AntonDonJuan said:
I'll pass on that mate, thanks all the same. I wouldn't enjoy the view and i'd feel cheated missing out on a grown man make an absolute tit of himself on an internet forum.

I want more posts from emma to keep the cringefest going
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Haha - you're right, keep doing it in here - just as funny!

"I won't ask her out in person... I'll wait til i get home and get on that Bluemoon fourm - that outta do it" - i know thats probably not what went through your head, but why didn't you say something at the time? At least the victory would have softened the cold, hard blow of rejection?

Actually, why has no one asked the question - What were you doing deciding to show magic tricks on the concourse when City were playing in a semi final?
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I hadn't realised that the teams had come out for the 2nd half, and to be quite honest someone had my full attention.
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

didactic said:
Geez girl annoying much?. I explained myself and you are a model so you surely must be used to people judging you strictly on a superficial level. On a personality level (I do not know you) but you seem like a die hard, decent City fan, so I will say dont let it get to you. As you can see you have a thread full of cheerleaders here. I actually enjoyed your interview on the club website, doesnt mean I have to want to sleep with you too. (There I said something nice). I wish I was attracted to you so I could annoy these guys by getting with you but I just cant do it. Now please let it go and concentrate on getting Ric and Emma together and getting yourself laid or something you are far too uptight and sensitive.
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Bwahahahahahaha

I think we're the only 2 in here who don't find her attractive....you busy Saturday night wana hook up? x
 
Re: Emma The City Fan

On a hot sunny Saturday in north London
Ricster got his cards and left his dungeon
Saw two birds got his cards out and tried his luck
Trying to be David Blaine by impressing them with magic tricks the three of them missed the goal by Yaya Toure in the 52nd minute that enabled us to beat the rags 1 nil in the FA Cup Semi Final at Wembley to send us to our first Final in 30 years................the silly fuck.
 
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