Emma The City Fan - GAME OVER! (update in OP)

[Bluemoon115]

Re: Emma The City Fan

Rhyme's eh? I'll weigh in on this:

Natalie pike, you is a well fit bird,
And that's a line I'm sure you've already heard,
From men who've got a lot more than me,
Like looks, money and a personality.

But one day soon after a night on the drink,
It'll all come clear, you'll immediatly think:
"The kind of bloke who would forever complete me,
has got a face like a spade, a complete misery""

And when that day comes, remember this rhyme,
And we'll be together until the end of time,
But until that day, I really must dash,
'cos I've got a date with a bird with a 'tash.

 

[Shands]

Re: Emma The City Fan

I want to join in with the rhyming, but I'm not very good,
You see I'm from the ghetto, it's sort of like the hood.
I'm getting quite good at this although Shands may think I'm not,
I have to say Emma and Natalie are both hot.
I'd love to take either of you on a date,
Don't worry I won't start a thread on you, like Ono did with gate.
We could chat for hours on end, I'm not boring,
And if you allowed me, I'd love to smash your back doors in.

Time to bow out on my part, my rhyme well has run dry
So Griff 93 the baton's yours as our laureate tonight
But before I go, I have to say Ricster's posts have induced winces
you'd never catch me that smitten.....please marry me pink princess!!!!

:-)

 

[LittleStan]

Re: Emma The City Fan

Rhyme's eh? I'll weigh in on this:

Natalie pike, you is a well fit bird,
And that's a line I'm sure you've already heard,
From men who've got a lot more than me,
Like looks, money and a personality.

But one day soon after a night on the drink,
It'll all come clear, you'll immediatly think:
"The kind of bloke who would forever complete me,
has got a face like a spade, a complete misery""

And when that day comes, remember this rhyme,
And we'll be together until the end of time,
But until that day, I really must dash,
'cos I've got a date with a bird with a 'tash.

for some reason I always thought you were a girle.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Re: Emma The City Fan

Rhyme's eh? I'll weigh in on this:

Natalie pike, you is a well fit bird,
And that's a line I'm sure you've already heard,
From men who've got a lot more than me,
Like looks, money and a personality.

But one day soon after a night on the drink,
It'll all come clear, you'll immediatly think:
"The kind of bloke who would forever complete me,
has got a face like a spade, a complete misery""

And when that day comes, remember this rhyme,
And we'll be together until the end of time,
But until that day, I really must dash,
'cos I've got a date with a bird with a 'tash.

for some reason I always thought you were a girle.

A what??

 

[LittleStan]

Re: Emma The City Fan

for some reason I always thought you were a girle.

A what??

Girlie, like a bloke but with a front bum.

 

[MCFC1993]

Re: Emma The City Fan

Hahaha this thread is f'in quality, keep going Ricster!

and whats ono done? I keep seeing references to him needed pick up tips...someone explain...?

 

[AntonDonJuan]

Re: Emma The City Fan

I'd like to keep it hear to see the outcome...

In the meantime i think its only right i keep Ms Pike occupied; either that or I sit her in front of Ant so he can rant at her whilst Ricster pours his heart out to her best mate.

I'll pass on that mate, thanks all the same. I wouldn't enjoy the view and i'd feel cheated missing out on a grown man make an absolute tit of himself on an internet forum.

I want more posts from emma to keep the cringefest going

 

[No17]

Re: Emma The City Fan

I just had to join in on the ghetto rimes with something more free, like this

Isn't it a coincidence?
A man with an extra ticket heads to the promised ground
A stadium, Wemberlee, he could hear a sound
Calling, luring, silent yet loud

He walked on, followed, brave to find out
That a woman, a blonde will steal his heart
But in all irony of that day he'll ponder
A man made his day so he wondered

Isn't it a coincidence?
A wonderful day, a win, and a blonde
Heaven is close, just has to be found

(what the hell did I write :))) ) anyway enjoy Ricster :)

 

[GStar]

Re: Emma The City Fan

I'd like to keep it hear to see the outcome...

In the meantime i think its only right i keep Ms Pike occupied; either that or I sit her in front of Ant so he can rant at her whilst Ricster pours his heart out to her best mate.

I'll pass on that mate, thanks all the same. I wouldn't enjoy the view and i'd feel cheated missing out on a grown man make an absolute tit of himself on an internet forum.

I want more posts from emma to keep the cringefest going

Haha - you're right, keep doing it in here - just as funny!

"I won't ask her out in person... I'll wait til i get home and get on that Bluemoon fourm - that outta do it" - i know thats probably not what went through your head, but why didn't you say something at the time? At least the victory would have softened the cold, hard blow of rejection?

Actually, why has no one asked the question - What were you doing deciding to show magic tricks on the concourse when City were playing in a semi final?

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

Re: Emma The City Fan

Ricster got his cards out
Shown some tricks to some pretty faces
Now get the job done, Emma
And totally smoke his aces