End of the world

[slick]

Mines trying to finish a project I started last year which was to build a double extension out of bogroll and pasta.

 

[BlueAnorak]

I once had an affair and I hurt two people I cared for deeply. I was a twat over it, I probably still am.

 

[BlueAnorak]

Does taking home office stationary as additional remuneration count?

 

[Bill Walker]

One summer evening a bloke wouldn't give us our ball back.
So we waited till it went dark then sneaked into his back garden climbed his apple tree and took a bite of every apple but carefully left them on the tree.

 

[flyer]

Lower sixth form. Isabell M........ I didn't really like her. I went out with her because I fancied her best friend.
1997 I gave evidence about my best friend. I will always regret that.
2017 I expressed my opinion in a discussion with my daughters when I should have kept it to myself and just supported them.



I used to fly with a guy who made a confession into the cockpit voice recorder before every tricky landing. He always erased the tape after landing. He used to say "if the landing didn't go well at least he would have it off his chest". Not sure how much of it was true but it was very juicy :-)

You can erase the voice recorder???

 

[mscenterh750]

I got my penis stuck in a milk bottle, sorry jam jar.

 

[city2]

I got my penis stuck in a milk bottle, sorry jam jar.

Would that be a sterrah milk bottle ?

 

[flyer]

When I was 25, I had a thing with a woman who was 35. Before Mrs flyer, she blew me to pieces.

I grew up a lot in the days that I knew her. RIP H

 

[idahoblues]

One summer evening a bloke wouldn't give us our ball back.
So we waited till it went dark then sneaked into his back garden climbed his apple tree and took a bite of every apple but carefully left them on the tree.

Wow, don't fuck with this guy! Nasty!

 

[mscenterh750]

Would that be a sterrah milk bottle ?

Full fat.