Enduring football myths & clichés

[Prestwich_Blue]

United and Liverpool did it all on their own money and never had a sugar daddy.

 

[Pell]

Guardiola (or rather any successful foreign manager who comes to the Premier League) has to "adapt".

Plan B means you need to stick a big target man upfront and hoof long balls up to him.

 

[quiet_riot]

English football

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

United never sack managers and they've always played free flowing football.

And they've never got involved in that sordid business of buying readymade players! All homegrown - Sanchez from Didsbury, Matic from Apper'ay, Mata from Withington, De Gea from Crumpsall! The list goes on!

 

[old blue]

...Titus Bramble?

More like Wilfred Brambell!

 

[bluealf]

Guardiola (or rather any successful foreign manager who comes to the Premier League) has to "adapt".

Plan B means you need to stick a big target man upfront and hoof long balls up to him.

Plan B is not a myth, it is used to great effect by certain hoof ball managers, Mo and Flailing Elbows spring to mind

 

[sir baconface]

Kissing the badge when you score.

Translation: come and get me.

 

[kaz7]

He should have scored there
(No a goal keeper is allowed to make a save)

DNA

 

[shakeyboy]

Being 2 goals up is a dangerous position. Oh wait....

 

[sir baconface]

“ I support Altrincham.”