Erling Haaland

[tolmie's hairdoo]

are they going to club together to buy him?

They will undoubtedly club together to attempt something.

 

[bluemonkey71]

If we could somehow keep Bernado and sign this fella and maybe a cheapo LB that would be the best window for a while.

 

[Asa's left peg]

Sounds like Mino has already spent the money from both deals!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Sounds like Mino has already spent the money from both deals!

On pizza?

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

Bayern won't break their wage structure for him we will defo offer better wages than they ever could, Barca are skint bar some extreme miracle they need mega money they could only attract from selling their arses, Real Madrid my impression is they will carry on using Benzema as a false 9 with Vinicius Jr and Mbappe as inverted wingers, bombing into the box but we'll see not to dissimilar to how the dippers play with hard workers in the middle.
We're by far the best choice from a logical standpoint in my view we've basically been name dropped here, as if to say my client really wants this move to your club, so come and get him I'm sure he'll be trying to rip us off in negotiations but that's all agents... we're realistically in the driving seat with only Real as any competition, c'mon City get this Norwegian blue signed like father like son.

Ouch haha

Hahahaha truth hurts I'll be sending that to the group chat let some rags get that sinking feeling, make them realise that they aren't relevant anymore and haven't been for a while.

 

[Asa's left peg]

On pizza?

Must love it - bit partial myself - if the 40m from the last Pogba deal went on Pizza, I'm assuming he fed up of it by now.

Can you imagine, if he did get 40m from Juve/Rags, last time and apply that to both deals, then add on inflation - he must be worth some serious money. He'll be picking up crumbs from his other clients, too!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Must love it - bit partial myself - if the 40m from the last Pogba deal went on Pizza, I'm assuming he fed up of it by now.

Can you imagine, if he did get 40m from Juve/Rags, last time and apply that to both deals, then add on inflation - he must be worth some serious money. He'll be picking up crumbs from his other clients, too!

His figure suggests he’s not sick of pizza!

he will be worth a fortune!

 

[better dead than red]

Love a Baileys!

Prefer Amarula myself. Friend of mine who lived in Swaziland for a time in the Peace Corps introduced me to it. He also confirmed that elephants do get drunk off the fermented Marula fruits and seem to enjoy it.

 

[Bluemoon_420]

Love a Baileys!

I highly recommend Baileys, Amaretto with ice if you’ve never tried it!

 

[Gumzy97]

One thing I do know from following a few different German accounts is Bayern are in a war with their players right now.

Lewandowski wanting Madrid

Kimmich refusing the vaccine now out with a lung issue, choupo the same.

Sane's wages have fucked their wage structure up tremendously, so bad that their top players are asking for the same wages reason Alaba went.

Alfonso Davies not happy with his wage.

Players not happy with how Bayern have treated the pandemic and the support they received