Erling Haaland

[Mid Wales blue]

I believe it.
What would a random person in Spain get from lying?

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[Mid Wales blue]

He is talking with his "feet", not talking with "natives" :)

He might be talking about his feet to the natives.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Everyone hates us mate.

Nobody likes me,
everybody hates me,
I'm going down the garden to eat worms.

First you get a bucket,
Then you get a shovel,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.

Long thin slimy ones,
short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms.

Long thin slimy ones slip down easily,
Short fat fuzzy ones don't.
Short fat fuzzy ones stick to your teeth,
And the juice goes (slurping noise) down your throat

First you bite the heads off,
Then you suck the guts out.
Then throw the rest away.
Nobody knows how I survive on worms three times a day!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

A statement from the club and a pic of him in the shirt.

Don’t forget the cardboard cutout of Txiki.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Probably Trevor Francis ?

Quite possibly.
I would have said Touré in terms of standing in the game, but unfortunately our biased, fuckwitted media were oblivious to the fact that this guy was already taking people to the cleaners in that 2008-9 Pep team.

If ever there was a damning indictment of how little attention they pay to anything other than propagated soundbites, or how dim and clueless they actually are about the game that they've been immersed in all their lives, this was it.

 

[TravisBickle]

Quite possibly.
I would have said Touré in terms of standing in the game, but unfortunately our biased, fuckwitted media were oblivious to the fact that this guy was already taking people to the cleaners in that 2008-9 Pep team.

If ever there was a damming indictment of how little attention they pay to anything other than propagated soundbites, or how dim and clueless they actually are about the game that they've been immersed in all their lives, this was it.

Indeed.
The 2 stand outs for me..

 

[nmc]

what would we like in terms of the haaland marquee signing when it happens

open stadium and fans let in and haaland doing the kick ups and waving to fans and all that ballocks

or

just a press release and video on the city site

None of the above- just a photo with Txiki and then we can all slate him in his first match when he misses a sitter.

 

[manimanc]

Indeed.
The 2 stand outs for me..

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I love that phone in clip, absolute belter.

I wonder if he posts on here as he is top of my kool book for taking them two talksport clowns down.

 

[Barcon]

I love that phone in clip, absolute belter.

I wonder if he posts on here as he is top of my kool book for taking them two talksport clowns down.

Was it St. Helens Blue? I seem to remember him having a go at someone on the radio.

 

[jimharri]

I love that phone in clip, absolute belter.

I wonder if he posts on here as he is top of my kool book for taking them two talksport clowns down.

I reckon it's @BlueHammer85.