Erling Haaland

[Deleted member 87819]

Haaland wasn't / isn't plan A, B ,C, D etc

He is the moonshot plan that nobody believes is realistic but fuck it may as well try now

Someone was told, Make it happen after all the fuck ups or you’re fired. Might work!

 

[LongsightM13]

Herr ist der fucking money. Now let’s get on with der transfer.

 

[LongsightM13]

Pep in the dugout waiting to sign a striker

Roque Santa Cruz having his medical?

 

[I'm Blue]

Can we have the poll back?

Only in the slither of hope that anyone who matters cares to have a peek because they'll see the fan base is pretty much unanimous. Instead of, say, a 75/25 or 60/40 split. Just saying.

They took it away cos it pissed all over Kane : )

 

[robbieh]

Ronaldo was never plan B, let’s be clear

OK plan B. It took a couple of months to get nowhere with Kane. A couple of days to sort out the transfer of Haaland. Can't see it

 

[Deleted member 87819]

OK plan B. It took a couple of months to get nowhere with Kane. A couple of days to sort out the transfer of Haaland. Can't see it

The lack of time to negotiate could be a blessing in disguise by forcing us to get real

 

[kanovic]

Someone was told, Make it happen after all the fuck ups or you’re fired. Might work!

That’s not how transfers work. This isn’t fifa career mode. We will not out his agent fees or his wages as it would f up our entire wage structure.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

That’s not how transfers work. This isn’t fifa career mode. We will not out his agent fees or his wages as it would f up our entire wage structure.

Everything can be negotiated, or as I put before, “negotiated”. There are no saints here, we could find a way to make it work. Or at least try

 

[Cellarite]

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You should have heard me outside Dortmund’s local pub before Haaland’s home debut. When asked about my feelings for Klopp, I could NOT recall the translation for “dickhead”.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Watching this Dortmund side, so poor and Rose is making some very strange decisions. He could really use a get out card

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Watching this Dortmund side, so poor and Rose is making some very strange decisions. He could really use a get out card

You need to give it a rest mate, you’ll send yourself nuts. This is not happening.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

You need to give it a rest mate, you’ll send yourself nuts. This is not happening.

Four days, friend. If it bothers you so much, stay away, or leave me alone. I’m not taking myself seriously

 

[kanovic]

Everything can be negotiated, or as I put before, “negotiated”. There are no saints here, we could find a way to make it work. Or at least try

Not with riola. He even came out and said he does care about futball it’s all money for him. Good luck negotiating with that.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Four days, friend. If it bothers you so much, stay away, or leave me alone. I’m not taking myself seriously

It does bother me that people are still asking for Haaland when there’s no chance of it happening.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Not with riola. He even came out and said he does care about futball it’s all money for him. Good luck negotiating with that.

Actually, it’s especially with Raiola. He’s a master of finding a way

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

You should have heard me outside Dortmund’s local pub before Haaland’s home debut. When asked about my feelings for Klopp, I could NOT recall the translation for “dickhead”.

'Klopp' would have sufficed.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

It does bother me that people are still asking for Haaland when there’s no chance of it happening.

You don’t know what the chances are.
There are a limited number of teams that need and can afford him. I believe we could reach an agreement— you don’t need to agree. But be careful believing every single report out there, especially involving numbers and coming from sources with an obvious agenda, like the German one from days ago

 

[I'm Blue]

It does bother me that people are still asking for Haaland when there’s no chance of it happening.

That’s the transfer forum.
90% + of the threads have no chance of happening either.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

That’s the transfer forum.
90% + of the threads have no chance of happening either.

The purists can’t stand the thought of us getting together with Raiola for a talk — something that would be anything but new to us...

 

[argyle]

Not a chance.

Will cost far too much with his wage demands and agent fees.

Then there is his agent getting him to run down his contract and leaving for free or getting a huge new contract.