Erling Haaland

[I'm Blue]

I’m feeling up I’m feeling down, I’m feeling up I’m feeling down.
if Haaland signs I’m gonna have a wank, gonna have a wank.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Fortunately it will always be a hypothetical because he will never ever wear a sky blue shirt.

What’s wrong with Coventry?

 

[cjn]

Ok now things are getting interesting.

 

[vincent]

is this the same Madrid that have paid Gareth Bale £600k a week for the last 6 years…

 

[Chi-town blues]

Haha!

grief stage #7

 

[Phil1]

What’s wrong with Coventry?

It’s in Coventry.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

No. Not sausage, sausage

Just wasted quarter of an hour.

Cheers anyway!

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Dunno but he's Qatari so given he probably has an agenda against our UAE owners, best ignored

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He is another character in the Chiringuito tv universe, “the Qatari guy”. He tweeted two hours ago: Haaland’s priorities would be Barcelona, City and PSG, but closer to Barcelona; Raiola wants him to sign a two year deal with City; Madrid hasn’t been negotiating with Raiola and is only pushing a Haaland narrative in the media to get Mbappe to sign the papers because he hasn’t yet despite an agreement since the summer. Everyone creates their own narratives

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

A couple of posters said Rashford would be good here then there were 18 pages laughing at the idea and 2 pages of Twitter posts saying he’s going to Madrid. :-)

I’ve just read them. No mention of blue cones, so we’re a way off yet.

Rashford would probably do well in our set up. He’s not been coached since LVG left. He now just runs and kicks the ball as hard as he can from anywhere.

Pep got Sterling scoring 20+ goals. It’d be an interesting experiment, but one we are never likely to see.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

Haha!

The big sacrifice Mbappe will be making by becoming La Liga’s best paid player