Erling Haaland

[manimanc]

Lol!

Fuck me have they claimed him as well?

Their "captures" resemble the conveyor belt on the generation game.

 

[Cobwebcat]

Hahahahahahah! Trying to figure out Tolmies cryptic messages as per

 

[Centurions]

I'm convinced, the Viking Warrior is charging up his hammer and is on his way. Expect all of the records we've set in recent seasons to be absolutely smashed.

 

[toffee balls]

Just run that 2nd verse past me again, think I’ve nailed the 1st and the chorus,

 

[kippaxwarrior]

He’s still in Norway.

No he's not

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Apparently he asked for a fish supper and a can of Tizer, however Tony didn't have any Tizer so Haaland said "Fuck that, I'm off to Madrid then"

 

[MeatHunterrr]

Can Txiki close this deal?

 

[Carlos- the- jackal]

Apparently he asked for a fish supper and a can of Tizer, however Tony didn't have any Tizer so Haaland said "Fuck that, I'm off to Madrid then"

Vimto, the Manchester nectar pal!

 

[Nicholas van Whatsisface]

Can Txiki close this deal?

Nope

 

[AlanBalls]

Madrid are cracking on elsewhere. Not exactly a top bill signing but hey ho.

 

[Phil1]

Can Txiki close this deal?

A fart in a lift best describes you I think.

 

[Phil1]

Nope

He can and will.

 

[richards30]

Nope

Boring

 

[Leeky]

Done deal

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He’s acclimatising in readiness for the great Manchester weather

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Has she heard whether haaland coming?

Haha, she gets chattiest around halfway through the second pint and I've not been to the pub with her for ages, but I'll see if fancies a night out and report back soon.

 

[Sibierskii]

He’s still in Norway.

Looks like Hale to me

 

[Phil1]

Looks like Hale to me

Nah, more like Pace.

 

[wattle]

No he's not

 

[Zenmanc]

He’s still in Norway.

Looks like a bobble head that one.

 

[twosips]

Nope

It's a release fee clause transfer. Whatever anyone wants to say about him, the one thing he *is* good at is getting them done. We've had enough of em down the years lol.