Erling Haaland

[Burtonblue]

He’s coming home.

 

[Gumzy97]

This signing will improve everyone's numbers next season, Grealish, Sterling, Foden and Mahrez will all improve with Haaland there, less pressure on the wingers to be the sole goal threat.

 

[oakiecokie]

I'm off to pull my clause!

Does Santa know ?

 

[Gordyola]

Rags paid more for Maguire than we are paying for Erling. Drink it in
As we unveil the sculpture of our greatest ever striker we will be signing his replacement

You signed Harry Maguire
We signed Erling Haaland

 

[Gaz (FMwkdsoul)]

Err, the written law against insider information is about providing transparency towards the financial market.
If a club is about to pay €75m for a BvB player it's a key information what club is involved in order to assess the probability of the transfer.
In all Dortmund adhocs of player transfers the new club name was among the first 10 words of the statement.

I stand corrected. thank you sir.

 

[Mezrah]

Tbf, Sly are just rounding the figures up so the plebs can process it.

375 pw (same as Kev) rounded up equals 500pw.

Bit irrelevant whether it's euros or pounds, anyway.

Might as well calculate it in South African Rand while were at it.. then he's on 10 million a week ( of course we keep out the part about it being in another currency!).

 

[hihosilva]

Does this mean that its very imminent?

 

[St.Pauli support]

Bollocks,
Haaland can say good-bye without saying where he's heading to.

Obviously Dortmund's adhoc only will be released when we trigger the clause. And I suppose now we'll have enough time til end of May.

I hope we focus on our last 3 finals and AFTERWARDS our bosses turn to transfer business. Our lads are injury shaken and have to stick together, academy included. Makes no sense if some of our fans start premature Haaland chants. We need full focus.

I don't want to imagine some City fans celebrating the new Messiah in full delirium and Villa piss on our parade somehow...

In short, be prepared it may take 12 more days til our season is over.

 

[manimanc]

Does this mean that its very imminent?

Instanstly imminently imminent.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Instanstly imminently imminent.

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[IrishBlueSince92]

Do we save on agent fees?

 

[dadnlad]

Does this mean that its very imminent?

DEFCON 1

 

[Mid Wales blue]

“They are accomplishing something quite extraordinary. In essence they are getting an injury hit £15m player for £65m and I think it’s quite telling that no other club was ever in for him”

You just know!

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

Every time I think of the fact that this guy is younger than Alvarez and Foden, it gives me the feeling like Lucy Pinder and Kim Kardashian have decided to come and celebrate my birthday with me.

 

[inbetween]

I really hope we get him, this lad has the potential for 30 a season in this team, he's only 21 as well. He also very likely hates United so what is there to not like?

 

[Tugay One Cup]

I really hope we get him, this lad has the potential for 30 a season in this team, he's only 21 as well. He also very likely hates United so what is there to not like?

30 is what I'll expect if his injuries persist. If we get him seen to by a proper medical team then I'd expect at least another 10 on top.

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Class that well and really put together whoever did it.

Apart from the ‘music’ !!!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Give him the 15 shirt and complete the circle

Permanently incapacitating that dog botherer Keane would complete it.

 

[SerbianBlue]

I'll believe it when I see this picture.

Does the number of opened fingers on his right hand coincide with the number of years in the contract?

 

[bobmcfc]

Perhaps a giant welcome home banner should be made