Erling Haaland

[I'm With Stupid]

So what's he gonna be referred to as? The 500k-a-week man?

 

[Gumzy97]

 

[dhruvblue]

BVB-Stürmer Haaland darf „persönliche Angelegenheiten regeln“: City-Wechsel steht bevor

Der Wechsel von BVB-Torjäger Erling Haaland zu Manchester City steht kurz bevor. Der Verein hat dem Spieler erlaubt, „persönliche Angelegenheiten“ zu regeln.

www.ruhrnachrichten.de

 

[ancoats]

To join the father and son club at Manchester city

 

[MarsLlama]

Not going to the world cup either, so he should be able to play through most of the winter games without needing much of a rest

 

[I'm Blue]

SSN - How would Haaland fit into this City team?

 

[Tb1981]

Love it!!!
Dicks like Steven warnock doing the usual positive stuff but also mentioning
1 injuries
2 trying to sell Jesus
3 dippers will be better
We have signed the best centre forward in world football and they are gutted

 

[FantasyIreland]

So what's he gonna be referred to as? The 500k-a-week man?

Hope so.

Fuck em

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Tolmie out ;)

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

When he's subbed on to replace Raz "Erling for Sterling". Honestly, my life would be complete.

You’d better not be Martin Tyler & if you are I’m not claiming the £5

 

[manimanc]

This flight arrived yesterday, but no further info on it. @manimanc any help with the manifests?

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I've texted my mate but nothing as yet.

 

[mccity]

Looks like the Spanish press are doing their best to soften the blow.

All we need now is for a last-minute United link and it's the full house.

 

[Coatigan]

The more twitter amplifies the initial claims, the wilder the guessing seems to get.

 

[dhruvblue]

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Whats you gonna do when Haaland Kevin and Foden run wild on you Brother!

 

[Fordyboy46]

SSN - How would Haaland fit into this City team?

Quite easily is the answer, or are sky now using the ' he's shit' narrative

 

[Don Karleone]

So what's he gonna be referred to as? The 500k-a-week man?

The "only using City as a stepping stone £500k a week man"

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I think I’ve jizzed in my kex

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Strange thing about that Dortmund statement is that by saying the players are on a day off today that’s all they really needed to say, they didn’t need to add anything about Haaland attending to personal business if he’s on a day off anyway…. So makes me think there could either be some kind of announcement today or they’re expecting that Haaland may get spotted somewhere eg Manchester.

On the flip side, we won’t do his medical before he plays his final game for Dortmund, so couldn’t see it all going through unless he’s already played final game for them and this weekend he will just walk round the pitch and thank the fans..

Personal business might be related more to Mino.

 

[I'm Blue]

Fuck off sky sports.

A bad day for you lot, let the bitterness flood out.

When he’s officially signed I expect the breaking news banner to be black, along with their somber tone.

 

[SheeshKebab]

Personal business might be related more to Mino.

Exactly what I’ve been thinking.