Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[bluegirl74]

You will never look at the Lurpak advert the same again

He walks a bit funny at the end of the story. Were you the same?

 

[TCIB]

I actually understood this, I'm really proud :)

Fucked if I could do it though.

@johnny on the spot it's an omen, I deciphered one of @TCIB 's posts, you should go sleep with the serial killer psycho woman kinky woman.

Don't tell them what i actually called them all please, nobody is really that ugly, i went to far :-D

 

[stony]

I hark back to the days when I didn't understand tromboning. TCIB has taken this to a whole new level.

Whatever you do don't google "blumpkin"

 

[aguero93:20]

It's not as bad as that blue fanny thing

Goatze is much worse.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I, for one, would like to hear what happens if you go through with this romance Jots. In the meantime, she must have sent a picture, a picture you can share with us all. Or if not suitable via PM. I'll give you an honest opinion.

*obviously I don't want a picture of you, on all fours, with a candle up your arse, sucking on a black mamba, whilst miss whiplash looms over you with a cat o' nine tails in her raised hand.

*I'll take one though

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

He walks a bit funny at the end of the story. Were you the same?

Getting a bit of the Elvis leg on the vinegar strokes you mean??

 

[TCIB]

Blue waffle you mean, what has been seen can never be unseen...

Ffs just the mention of it, i can't un-see that and it is flashing in front of my eyes as i type this, oh god, oh dear go... i just heaved damn it.

 

[kaz7]

Blue waffle you mean, what has been seen can never be unseen...

That's it,yuk

 

[BimboBob]

Whatever you do don't google "blumpkin"

Aaah fuck it. I had to. Glad I did. Beats getting a blow job whilst having a piss.

 

[TCIB]

You can always just be romantic and shit on her chest.

blumpkin eh... (goes of to google)