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Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners
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bluegirl74
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Getting a bit of the Elvis leg on the vinegar strokes you mean??
I'm not sure if that's what I meant at all.
Paul Lake's Left Knee
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Whatever you do don't google "blumpkin"
There is a Jimmy Carr video when he asks the crowd for the filthiest thing anyone has asked for and some woman admits her ex asked for a blumpkin.... how the fuck do you even bring that into conversation, let alone ask for it.
Aaah fuck it. I had to. Glad I did. Beats getting a blow job whilst having a piss.
When my mate was 15 he was shagging a 30 something married woman. He needed a piss whilst they were on the job and she told him to just "do it here".
Not sure what that's called but it's probably got a name.
Paul Lake's Left Knee
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Uuuhuu...thank you VERY MUCH!!
Not forgetting a bit of a curled up lip as well
BimboBob
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We've all done a bit of watersports. It's natural.
There is a Jimmy Carr video when he asks the crowd for the filthiest thing anyone has asked for and some woman admits her ex asked for a blumpkin.... how the fuck do you even bring that into conversation, let alone ask for it.
There are some strange people about.
You can always just be romantic and shit on her chest.
A cleveland steamer if I'm not mistaken.
aguero93:20
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She's obviously never heard of the Upper Double Decker Blumpkin.There is a Jimmy Carr video when he asks the crowd for the filthiest thing anyone has asked for and some woman admits her ex asked for a blumpkin.... how the fuck do you even bring that into conversation, let alone ask for it.
TCIB
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She's obviously never heard of the Upper Double Decker Blumpkin.
just fucking seen that, i am in awe this term even exists never mind what it is meant to explain.
BimboBob
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When my mate was 15 he was shagging a 30 something married woman. He needed a piss whilst they were on the job and she told him to just "do it here".
Not sure what that's called but it's probably got a name.
Still no name for it though.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/lets-talk-about-golden-showers?utm_term=.fmAobrm4G#.th8RojGX5