Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?Is she called Alice ?
I've had a couple of exes who were filthily odd.
One girl I went out pinched me on our first date,
Fingering a Moose on the blob is never a good idea....
Tea will never be on the table though :(Go for it. You can kick ten bells out of her when your tea isn't on the table and she will love it
I'll give her a good seeing to for ya mate, I'll let you know whether you can handle her ; )
Bring her int 'bridge station bar jots.
I might be if she waxes them stonyHer feet are too big and hairy for you. @BimboBob might be interested.