Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[york away to this!]

This could end up as BM's first ever live snuff movie...

 

[supercity88]

The truth? Ok.

We met, we had dinner, we went to her house. The toys came out. Fun ensued. It took me an hour in the bath to wash her smell off me.

Just trying to catch up on this thread to see what's been going on.

You're not alone in the above pal, that happened to me the last time I shagged my neighbours dog.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Erm, anyone ever eaten their own cum? Her latest request via webcam.

Alarm bells are ringing.

 

[worsleyweb]

Erm, anyone ever eaten their own cum? Her latest request via webcam.

Alarm bells are ringing.

Only when it has caught me by surprise during a mega wank. Never by choice.

 

[kaz7]

Erm, anyone ever eaten their own cum? Her latest request via webcam.

Alarm bells are ringing.

You expect women to do it
Just saying like

 

[purplenose]

Erm, anyone ever eaten their own cum? Her latest request via webcam.

Alarm bells are ringing.

Tell her you would rather be spanked on the bare arse with a stocking full of angry wasps.

 

[bluemoon32]

Tell her you would rather be spanked on the bare arse with a stocking full of angry wasps.

That's her next idea anyway

 

[johnny on the spot]

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

So to sum up....you have now been a good boy and serviced the dominant mistress type bird? She has now declared her love for you and you are frightened?

Watch your back or before you know it you will wake up to find you have been drugged and tied to her bed, and discover she has invited a couple of 6 ft 5 bisexual black gentlemen friends over to play.

"Do one thing everyday that scares you" - Eleanor Roosevelt

 

[purplenose]

You expect women to do it
Just saying like

Yes but women like a gob full of Harry Monk, and its good for their complexion by all accounts.

 

[kaz7]

Yes but women like a gob full of Harry Monk, and its good for their complexion by all accounts.

They really don't lol

 

[dronefromsector7G]

You expect women to do it
Just saying like

What, drink their own love juice?

 

[kaz7]

What, drink their own love juice?

No yours

 

[inchy14]

What, drink their own love juice?

No yours

Sounds like an offer you can't refuse drone.

 

[kaz7]

Sounds like an offer you can't refuse drone.

He'll be lucky,or not lol

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Sounds like an offer you can't refuse drone.

Well, ok but it's 80% proof

 

[Tuearts right boot]

And here's me thinking that you rubbed it in in small concentric circles around the offending area or areas.

 

[aguero93:20]

Well, ok but it's 80% proof

Lightweight.

 

[purplenose]

And here's me thinking that you rubbed it in in small concentric circles around the offending area or areas.

Yes indeed I am sure I heard a good dollop of bollock yoghurt helps keep the ladies looking young.

 

[TCIB]

So err those german goo girls then eh :-D