Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

[aguero93:20]

When's the wedding?

 

[snorky]

When's the gelding?

:)

 

[aguero93:20]

When's the wedding?

Sorry, bloody auto-correct. Should have been "Welding".

 

[york away to this!]

Sorry, bloody auto-correct. Should have been "Felching".

 

[stony]

The truth? Ok.

We met, we had dinner, we went to her house. The toys came out. Fun ensued. It took me an hour in the bath to wash her smell off me.

I've decided to keep our girl at arm's length for a while because she's since told me she loves me and I am frightened.

Oh dear. I would like to point out that sage advice was given on page 1 of this very thread and promptly ignored.

You can always sell the movie rights

Lovestink and Lovestink 2 the sickening.

 

[york away to this!]

Has she asked for the loan yet?

 

[BimboBob]

Well he said she was a bit scary so I selflessly offered to see for myself. Nothing to worry about.

Much.

I have seen the pics...she's looks nice but scary.

JOTS on the other hand looked bruised. And red. Very red.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I say the OP should now be known as JOTC.

Johnny on the cucumber.

 

[aguero93:20]

Has she asked if she can fuck you with a blender yet?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Oh dear. I would like to point out that sage advice was given on page 1 of this very thread and promptly ignored.