Erm, 'Adventurous' New Partners

johnny on the spot said:
Let's keep this in the C-o-C folks.

Following the failure of my marriage I've been out and about making friends.

Now I've taken strides to keep myself tidy, polish up my act and be as positive as possible.

I won't lie, I've not been looking for female attention, but I scrub up OK and it's trickling in a bit.

There suddenly appears this lady, my age, who seems very keen and we've hit it off really well on the old interwebs and IRL. She's right up my street, good looking, intelligent and funny but she has a dark side. She's just confessed to me that she likes 'hitty hitty things', likes boys and girls and sees a dominatrix to get spanked on the regular.

Am I quids in or should I drop and run?
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Depends if you like it bud, nowt wrong with it if your both consenting adults, fill yer boots mate. I hope the need for a bath or area where liquid is easily mopped up after has been used soon, now get over there you fist fucking water sport loving tit tying pervert :-D
 
johnny on the spot said:
Let's keep this in the C-o-C folks.

Following the failure of my marriage I've been out and about making friends.

Now I've taken strides to keep myself tidy, polish up my act and be as positive as possible.

I won't lie, I've not been looking for female attention, but I scrub up OK and it's trickling in a bit.

There suddenly appears this lady, my age, who seems very keen and we've hit it off really well on the old interwebs and IRL. She's right up my street, good looking, intelligent and funny but she has a dark side. She's just confessed to me that she likes 'hitty hitty things', likes boys and girls and sees a dominatrix to get spanked on the regular.

Am I quids in or should I drop and run?
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She's not from Oldham with a name that begins with J by any chance
 
johnny on the spot said:
Let's keep this in the C-o-C folks.

Following the failure of my marriage I've been out and about making friends.

Now I've taken strides to keep myself tidy, polish up my act and be as positive as possible.

I won't lie, I've not been looking for female attention, but I scrub up OK and it's trickling in a bit.

There suddenly appears this lady, my age, who seems very keen and we've hit it off really well on the old interwebs and IRL. She's right up my street, good looking, intelligent and funny but she has a dark side. She's just confessed to me that she likes 'hitty hitty things', likes boys and girls and sees a dominatrix to get spanked on the regular.

Am I quids in or should I drop and run?
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TCIB said:
Depends if you like it bud, nowt wrong with it if your both consenting adults, fill yer boots mate. I hope the need for a bath or area where liquid is easily mopped up after has been used soon, now get over there you fist fucking water sport loving tit tying pervert :-D
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Never knew JOTS was into snorkeling.
 
aguero93:20 said:
What does he have to worry about then? No mutilated genitals.
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A long time ago I actually picked up a girl that was into pain, and all I could think of was a Jim Davidson joke that I'd heard. She wasn't best pleased when I used the line mid coitus.
She kept asking me to bite her and then kept asking me to bite harder and harder. So I asked if she was into pain just as I bit down a little too hard. She loved it and replied "Oh Yes" I said you should have told me earlier and I'd have slammed your tit in the door on the way in.
Totally ruined the fucking moment too.
 
Cheers folks, I'm aiming for sense and wisdom here, which is exactly why I came straight to you.

Part of me just wants to stick on Sussudio and slap it up, the other favours Barry White. She's very pretty indeed.
 
stony said:
A long time ago I actually picked up a girl that was into pain, and all I could think of was a Jim Davidson joke that I'd heard. She wasn't best pleased when I used the line mid coitus.
She kept asking me to bite her and then kept asking me to bite harder and harder. So I asked if she was into pain just as I bit down a little too hard. She loved it and replied "Oh Yes" I said you should have told me earlier and I'd have slammed your tit in the door on the way in.
Totally ruined the fucking moment too.
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As long as she didn't have fresh bite marks when she came in I don't really see the issue with slamming her tit in the door on the way out.
 
TCIB said:
Depends if you like it bud, nowt wrong with it if your both consenting adults, fill yer boots mate. I hope the need for a bath or area where liquid is easily mopped up after has been used soon, now get over there you fist fucking water sport loving tit tying pervert :-D
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Oh fuck! Here he is, Guy De Brownfist. Purveyor of Perversions extraordinaire.
 
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