Ok First off I'm from Ancoats, so I don't give a fuck what your preferences are in tems of companionship in Scandinavian saunas.
Secondly what is not democtatic about it? You vote out - you're out. You vote in - you're in. Easy enought for the rest of Europe to understand, just the little Englanders who think they can vote out but still be in. This is the truth about Europe: No one likes you. No one needs you.
It pains me to write this but he Aussies were right all along: a bunch of whinging pommes is all that's left of the UK. When you leave you'll be forced to give up the only thing that keeps you remotely interesting from a world perspective - your nukes - and then you'll fade away in a self-obsessed oblivion of Last night of the proms and re-runs of Miss Marple.