I think the club should look at our own version of quantitative easing...
Shiekh Mansour credits every season ticket holder with £10k.
They can ONLY use the 'City foundation' debit card on related product over the next five years.
Beer, season tickets, merchandise, away travel, Match day Metro travel.
Each time you reduce the balance, you are personally billed 10p for every pound you spend, payable to a charity of our choosing.
Money comes back to the club, we're all in clover and the owner is effectively paying himself to get around Financial Fair play.
£360 million - job's a good un.