Ever broken any bones?

[Always Ali]

Left Leg - Football

Collar-bone - Skateboarding aged 14

Several Ribs - Football

Hand - Football

Hand - Twatting someone

Foot - Football

 

[cibaman]

Broken elbow.

Having sex with a full length pot on your arm can be tricky. Completely affects your balance, especially if you've also had a few drinks.

Did you need an operation on your elbow ? I shattered my elbow joint into pieces, but they sent me home with a paracetamol and told me not to be so soft. A month later when they realised it was broken, they said it was too late to operate on it. The c**ts.

They said it was borderline whether I should have an op but that it probably wouldn't make enough difference. I've ended up with a permanently bent arm. Finally ended my dreams of bowling for England.

 

[stony]

Broken elbow.

Having sex with a full length pot on your arm can be tricky. Completely affects your balance, especially if you've also had a few drinks.

Did you need an operation on your elbow ? I shattered my elbow joint into pieces, but they sent me home with a paracetamol and told me not to be so soft. A month later when they realised it was broken, they said it was too late to operate on it. The c**ts.

They said it was borderline whether I should have an op but that it probably wouldn't make enough difference. I've ended up with a permanently bent arm. Finally ended my dreams of bowling for England.

I was told my arm would never be straight, but carrying boxes of copier paper straightened it out just fine.
20 years on and I still get twinges in it.

 

[mayo31]

Nose 3 times, 2 in fights, once playing football.

Hand in a fight at QPR, see one of nose.

Both thumbs on different occasions, one in a fall, the other in a door.

Big toe on right foot playing football, still does not bend fully.

Collar bone falling off a roof.

One front tooth, I crashed a bike and hit the road, should have kept my mouth shut.

Cracked a knee cap, again playing football. There was a brick in the pitch.

 

[DelToro]

Broken elbow.

Having sex with a full length pot on your arm can be tricky. Completely affects your balance, especially if you've also had a few drinks.

Did you need an operation on your elbow ? I shattered my elbow joint into pieces, but they sent me home with a paracetamol and told me not to be so soft. A month later when they realised it was broken, they said it was too late to operate on it. The c**ts.

They said it was borderline whether I should have an op but that it probably wouldn't make enough difference. I've ended up with a permanently bent arm. Finally ended my dreams of bowling for England.

You could still bowl for Pakistan.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Broken nose 3 times all fighting, 1st time GP said nose was fine even though when I put sunglasses on they wouldn't fit right as nose was over to one side.

Had ops in Withington, Wythenshawe and MRI