BlueBearBoots said:
How?? I want to hear the how :)
Most are sporting injuries, cricket and hockey, i played them at a decent level, they account for all of the fingers and thumb. Ankle playing footy and one of the knuckles was playing rugby, had hand stood on, during which i took up hockey by accident and realised i was good at it. Playing too much sport lead to the stress fracture and 6 months off any sport (drink, drugs and smoking fucked up my fitness in that time!!). Ribs was getting hit by a cricket ball batting.
One none sporting one was at school, my mate pushed me and i went arse over tit on a chair, taking a large locker with me that landed on my hand shattering a knuckle.
The most gruesome was the shattered metacarpal playing hockey, i tackled someone and they didnt like it, ran after me and launched their stick over my head, from behind and smashed my hand which was holding my stick. I swelling the size of a golf ball, surgery ensued and 8 weeks in plaster to stop any further bone drift. Wrist was also broken in same incident. It was 20 years ago so i didnt sue or anything just got on with it. If it had happened these days he'd have been arrested for assault. One of my team mates did chin the bloke but still it was completely out of order. People say its a girls game well i'd rather be punched that hit with a bit of wood.
Just remembered i also broke my arm when playing in goal, a fat fucker landed on it and a skull fracture when i was smacked with a bottle from behind in a scuffle outside the queen of hearts in fallowfield, got a kicking on the floor and ended up in MRI that night. Was in a right state.