Everton Thread - 2021/22

[FantasyIreland]

If they don't win,then hopefully they at least kick fuck out of them.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

With Burnley winning tonight it's reassuring that we have players like Tom Davies and Calvert-Lewin in our squad. Players who will roll up their frilly sleeves and get stuck in !!

I think I can speak for all City fans when I say we will be willing you to win.

 

[Vienna_70]

The toffees will definitely get wrapped up this weekend, so no flavours there.

They’ll find themselves in a sticky situation.

 

[shackattack]

Or Richarlison, who will put the ball anywhere but IN THE FUCKING NET.

Tom Davies' questionable dress sense is the least of our problems tbh.

I'd play Bergovic from the start because one thing is guaranteed on Sunday - Pickford will balls something up. Richarlison will do anything but put the ball in the net and can see one of ours getting sent off

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Get Calvert Lewin to mince about with his skirt and handbag upfront and Tom Davies running about in midfield in his clown shoes and culottes. Don’t know about the Liverpool players but it would scare the fuck out of me!

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

The toffees will definitely get wrapped up this weekend, so no flavours there.

They’ll find themselves in a sticky situation.

Just so long as they don't fudge the final result…

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

View attachment 40874Tom Davies; seriously, WTF was he

Auditioning for role as the Artful Dodger…

 

[Gray]

The toffees will definitely get wrapped up this weekend, so no flavours there.

I recall they called those sweets “Everton Softies” on Merseyside.

 

[East Level 2]

I'd play Bergovic from the start because one thing is guaranteed on Sunday - Pickford will balls something up. Richarlison will do anything but put the ball in the net and can see one of ours getting sent off

You'll see three sent off if it's level with ten minutes to go.

 

[Kippaxpete]

The Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins look!

I'll raise you a couple of complete cunts.
If this pair spent more time doing what they're paid to do instead of massaging their oversized egos, Everton might be in with a shout of doing us a favour on Sunday.