Everton Thread - 2021/22

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paulchapo said:
His mum explaining to the news said, "He's never been the same since he came second in the John Denver lookalike competition. Then after singing his favourite John Denver song, "Leaving on a Jet Plane" in excitement of going on his first holiday abroad covid struck. He chose Everton for his protest as he admires the way they protest about everything and thought they'd appreciate his efforts."

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This **** might deserve a statue outside Bramley Moore

The delay he caused meant Everton scored an injury time winner... which might just keep them up... which might just save the clubs future
 
paulchapo said:
His mum explaining to the news said, "He's never been the same since he came second in the John Denver lookalike competition. Then after singing his favourite John Denver song, "Leaving on a Jet Plane" in excitement of going on his first holiday abroad covid struck. He chose Everton for his protest as he admires the way they protest about everything and thought they'd appreciate his efforts."

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The blue dippers could do with investing some money in a decent set of boltcutters.
The shit,blunt set they brought out couldn't even cut through a plastic cable tie.
Imagine if he had actually CHAINED himself to the goalpost.
We'd have still been waiting for the game to restart now!!!!
 
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Shortly after the game had finished Jaws was biting through a shark. He would make short work of a bit plastic and with a bit of luck made short work of his neck. :-)
 
manclad said:
The blue dippers could do with investing some money in a decent set of boltcutters.
The shit,blunt set they brought out couldn't even cut through a plastic cable tie.
Imagine if he had actually CHAINED himself to the goalpost.
We'd have still been waiting for the game to restart now!!!!
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That steward with the teeth could have chewed through the cable tie.
 
Blue Mist said:
Oil. He had a slogan written on his t shirt.
I presume he walked to the ground and his clothes were hand woven in his back garden by his mum after she sheared the sheep.
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You can use oil and protest against it. I doubt he wants to end its usage overnight.

You can even drink champagne as a socialist. Probably.
 
kippaxwarrior said:
What an absolute pair of shithouses Gordon and Richarlison are
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Worst young English player I’ve ever seen for diving. He must take a dive ever three times he gets the ball. Embarrassing player. Hate him!

Richarlison is the biggest **** in the Prem full stop. He’s got Man United written all over him! He’s got that half-grimace:half-frown look on his face so much his face must ache. And I’ve never seen a footballer on the floor so often. **** of a player. Big nosed wanker!
 
I'm not surprised either, not after the performance I saw at Goodison. Seeing Hayley Raso with a sky blue ribbon in her hair was a bit painful, but not as painful as us being 3-0 down at half-time.

Also, having that big unit Lucy Bronze in your squad helps.
 
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