Everton Thread - 2023/24

[MCFCTrick]

Just had a look at the GOT forum. I didn't realise how bitter they are towards us

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Another empty headed cockwomble that swallows the utter myth, that we were languishing in the lower leagues for most of our pre takeover existence.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Our first goal cured all the issues they had with cramp.

 

[Toffeedude]

We are crap. Our attack is joke. Most of our players are shite, and we have Dyche as a manager. Brazil 1970 we sure ain't.

Try watching us every week, it is fecking torture.

 

[BlueLou82]

We are crap. Our attack is joke. Most of our players are shite, and we have Dyche as a manager. Brazil 1970 we sure ain't.

Try watching us every week, it is fecking torture.

Grim, just grim.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

We are crap. Our attack is joke. Most of our players are shite, and we have Dyche as a manager. Brazil 1970 we sure ain't.

Try watching us every week, it is fecking torture.

worryingly is if you go down, and you still have him in charge trying to get back up

 

[Toffeedude]

worryingly is if you go down, and you still have him in charge trying to get back up

I think he is here to keep us up. Not even sure that is possible.

 

[Crooked_rain]

We are crap. Our attack is joke. Most of our players are shite, and we have Dyche as a manager. Brazil 1970 we sure ain't.

Try watching us every week, it is fecking torture.

You're crap to watch for sure. Funny how all the injuries and time wasting stopped when we scored. Miracle cure.

But realistically speaking you've won 29 points on the pitch, but the deduction has put you down in a relegation battle, otherwise you would be as good as safe now.

So I reckon you will probably pick up enough points to stay up, if only for the fact there's 3 or 4 teams much worse. Considering how many points you've won on the pitch by this point of the season, you're definitely better than you have been for a couple of years least.

Dyche is doing a decent job getting you the points, but I'm glad I don't have to watch it every week.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

I think he is here to keep us up. Not even sure that is possible.

Ahh you will keep up. Just

 

[urban genie]

Godfreys a little fucker, retrospective ban should happen, but it won't even be mentioned on MotD

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I will fucking piss myself laughing so much if they get relegated and end up opening that fancy new stadium against Rotherham or some shit.