Everton Thread - 2023/24

[dadnlad]

Scruffy Jim likes this...

The scum and dippers in the same city would make Sky jizz themselves.

shame not closer to london else it would be a goer

 

[chesterbells]

No idea mate. I am more worried about the finacial state of the club to be honest. Not sure 777 will be giving us much transfer money if they get to take over us so who would want to manage us?

Yeah, from folk I know who have ST at Goodison they tell me that in many ways those points deductions were the least of the club’s issues.

Some highly regarded managerial talent out there though, inc in the teams heading for promotion up the lower leagues.

I’m guessing you’ll wanna keep most of the current playing squad.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

My answer rhymes with Duck Cloth.

Suck Sloth?

 

[Toffeedude]

Yeah, from folk I know who have ST at Goodison they tell me that in many ways those points deductions were the least of the club’s issues.

Some highly regarded managerial talent out there though, inc in the teams heading for promotion up the lower leagues.

I’m guessing you’ll wanna keep most of the current playing squad.

I doubt we can keep Branthwaite. Then again, the situation we are in we may have to let the tea lady go?

 

[chesterbells]

I doubt we can keep Branthwaite. Then again, the situation we are in we may have to let the tea lady go?

Sadly probably your most saleable asset (?)

 

[Toffeedude]

Sadly probably your most saleable asset (?)

Yep

 

[FLManc]

Yep

Are you talking about the tea lady?

 

[halfcenturyup]

Surely they can find a buyer with money in a big footballing city with a new stadium and a failing local rival, no matter what sort of basket case they are? Must be worth a shot of a billion investment to make three over ten years?

How did they fall into the trap of gambling their future on these 777 jokers?

I suppose they are fucked by our old friend profit and sustainability. So much so that they are unsustainable. And Masters cries that the IR will prevent inward investment. What a mess.

 

[Toffeedude]

Are you talking about the tea lady?

Yep

 

[halfcenturyup]

Are you talking about the tea lady?

Talking of tea ladies for no other reason than I am at the age when I like to reminisce about past indiscretions, when I was working in Holland we had the most beautiful tea lady I have ever seen. 19 years old, classic beauty face, long flowing brown hair, perfect shape, only spoke Dutch. Took her out for lunch once. She spent all the time nervously looking out for her body-building boyfriend. Didn't go a second time after she explained. :)

But, if you are on here, Jacqueline Schreijnders, you are/were one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

Sorry, as you were.