Everton Thread - 2023/24

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Xhavenjoe said:
Klopp will be out of work by then
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I'm not so sure.. there's always the lucrative contract for being the face of the Albanian Dentistry Tourism Board.. that's out to tender, I hear.. he'd be a shoo-in for that..

Btw, to all our resident Evertonians, 'well done' on staying up.. and thereby helping to avoid the dream scenario desired by your awful neighbours around Christmas (ie 'The Quad' for them, with you getting relegated) becoming a reality! Mind, for the future, I'd also suggest that you make sure you have a very long spoon should you choose to sup with the likes of '777'..!
 
halfcenturyup said:
Talking of tea ladies for no other reason than I am at the age when I like to reminisce about past indiscretions, when I was working in Holland we had the most beautiful tea lady I have ever seen. 19 years old, classic beauty face, long flowing brown hair, perfect shape, only spoke Dutch. Took her out for lunch once. She spent all the time nervously looking out for her body-building boyfriend. Didn't go a second time after she explained. :)

But, if you are on here, Jacqueline Schreijnders, you are/were one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

Sorry, as you were.
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You know the rules pics and all that
 
halfcenturyup said:
Talking of tea ladies for no other reason than I am at the age when I like to reminisce about past indiscretions, when I was working in Holland we had the most beautiful tea lady I have ever seen. 19 years old, classic beauty face, long flowing brown hair, perfect shape, only spoke Dutch. Took her out for lunch once. She spent all the time nervously looking out for her body-building boyfriend. Didn't go a second time after she explained. :)

But, if you are on here, Jacqueline Schreijnders, you are/were one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

Sorry, as you were.
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Did you pay for the meal or did you go Dutch?
 
Stayed up, would be 11th without deductions. Football has been dire at times, got better towards end of season.

I doubt Dyche is going anywhere. We will probably have to sell some of the better players, can we get past administration, can we get a new buyer who will actually help us grow, Can 777 please do one.

It is not pretty, but we are still here ... for now
 
Toffeedude said:
Stayed up, would be 11th without deductions. Football has been dire at times, got better towards end of season.

I doubt Dyche is going anywhere. We will probably have to sell some of the better players, can we get past administration, can we get a new buyer who will actually help us grow, Can 777 please do one.

It is not pretty, but we are still here ... for now
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Feel for you. Fucked over by the PL's stupid rules and now fucked over by your own stupid owners. Everton is everyone's fucker at the minute. Good luck with everything.
 
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