Everton Thread - 2023/24

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Away at Bramhall Lane at lunchtime on saturday. Another relegation six pointer for them.

They’ve had a pretty easy opening set of fixtures too. They’ll have a run of hard games soon.

 

[jimharri]

They’ve had a pretty easy opening set of fixtures too. They’ll have a run of hard games soon.

P3

W0

D0

L3

 

[Sporting1906]

Great finish by Beto in his debut. He looked interesting in the Portuguese league and did alright at Udinese. He’s a unit for his size, nice physical attributes as well but comes off a bit clumsy.

I think he can do all right for the type of long ball football that Everton play. He’s hardly a world beater though and I would be shocked if he got more then 12–15 goals for them this season. 30M seems a hefty price.

Although even more shockingly is how we rinsed them for 15M with Chermiti. He was awful today, hardly can control a ball. I don’t expect much from him to be honest.

 

[jimharri]

They dodged the embarrassment of losing to Donny, but they get drawn against the side that twatted them a couple of weekends back. I suppose they're not too bothered about this competition anyway, their main concern this season will be survival.

 

[lazerblue]

if god exists the fuckers will go this season!

 

[JRockBlues]

Iwobi having his medical at Fulham. Can only surmise this is necessary to bring in the cash as he's been integral to them staying up for the last couple of years.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Iwobi having his medical at Fulham. Can only surmise this is necessary to bring in the cash as he's been integral to them staying up for the last couple of years.

Does seem odd. Nit like they have a dirth of talent.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Does seem odd. Nit like they have a dirth of talent.

You are Officer Crabtree and I claim my 5 Francs

 

[SamTheGuru]

The little clip/meme going around on WhatsApp for Everton goal of the month is brilliant. I have been trying to find it online to share here but cannot.

 

[Bluemoon115]

To be fair, selling Iwobi does increase their chances of scoring. God awful footballer. Another masterclass signing by Cocaine Tony.