Everton Thread - 2023/24

[Koniec]

Ashley Young: Everton sign full-back on one-year deal

Everton sign free agent Ashley Young on a one-year deal after the full-back left Aston Villa this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

There'll be dancing in the blue streets of Dipperpool tonight

Reminiscent of the dark days of City signing ex-Dipper/Rag players such as Pointy, Fowler, Kanchelskis, Schmeichel

They are the graveyard for ex Manc/Stretford players.

 

[Nellies left peg]

They are the graveyard for ex Manc/Stretford players.

Just seen Ashley Young performing his full kit wanker routine in his interview on sky sat in a blue armchair complete with his football boots on lol

 

[richardtheref]

They are the graveyard for ex Manc/Stretford players.

Going for 4th bottom again then?

 

[halfcenturyup]

Going for 4th bottom again then?

How do they manage 4? I am always knackered after 3 ......

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

My ERO was of the opinion that EFC had thoroughly scraped the bottom of the barrel and who turns up?- a 38yr old Villa reject, Ash the Crash. At least, VAR willing, they might have an increase in penalty kicks next season.

 

[LongsightM13]

Johny Evans now on his way apparently
Dyche putting his faith in youth
Or is he just trying to recreate the united team we spanked 6-1 in 2011?

 

[Vienna_70]

Johny Evans now on his way apparently
Dyche putting his faith in youth
Or is he just trying to recreate the united team we spanked 6-1 in 2011?

The alpaca is available, so why not?

Hopefully, camelgob can be lured out of retirement, so we don’t have to put up with him on BT, sorry TNT.

 

[KearsleyBlue]

Surely they're gonna go this time?
Squad is woeful.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Dyche certainly likes a little experience in his teams. If there are three teams worse than Everton I’ll be amazed.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Ashley Young: Everton sign full-back on one-year deal

Everton sign free agent Ashley Young on a one-year deal after the full-back left Aston Villa this summer.

www.bbc.co.uk

There'll be dancing in the blue streets of Dipperpool tonight

Reminiscent of the dark days of City signing ex-Dipper/Rag players such as Pointy, Fowler, Kanchelskis, Schmeichel

Why are Everton.