Everton Thread - 2023/24

[freshie]

They hate us

This is the most bizarre take I've read. Low block, 11 men behind the ball, feigning injury and falling over every few minutes Everton accusing us of making it a boring game. PMSL

 

[WestGorton]

This is the most bizarre take I've read. Low block, 11 men behind the ball, feigning injury and falling over every few minutes Everton accusing us of making it a boring game. PMSL

City 2 Everton 0

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This is the most bizarre take I've read. Low block, 11 men behind the ball, feigning injury and falling over every few minutes Everton accusing us of making it a boring game. PMSL

I can see why they think it’s boring. They’re wrong, obviously, but we are inevitable.

We don’t rely on transitions and pace and power, we pass metronomically until a space is exploited and then we surgically punish that and score. Total domination.

Their fans turn up knowing we’ll have 75% of the ball and 95% of the chances.

 

[mexico1970]

This is the most bizarre take I've read. Low block, 11 men behind the ball, feigning injury and falling over every few minutes Everton accusing us of making it a boring game. PMSL

Jizz Wick sounds awful stupid.

 

[Sky Blue]

This is the most bizarre take I've read. Low block, 11 men behind the ball, feigning injury and falling over every few minutes Everton accusing us of making it a boring game. PMSL

Jez has a look that screams "Thick ****".....

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Once a scouser always a scouser they are all the same fuck this love in with them don’t get this it was bad in the 70s and 80 s shit they are worse than Liverpool away as we all saw in the League Cup semi finals the other year and once again yesterday especially SSL3.

What happened in SSL3 ?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Jizz Wick sounds awful stupid.

Of course he is, he's on twitter or whatever it's called now, it's compulsory.

 

[mexico1970]

Of course he is, he's on twitter or whatever it's called now, it's compulsory.

Some swear by it mate, but I wont mention any names ;)

 

[bluesteve1964]

What happened in SSL3 ?

Throwing stuff between 1st and 2nd goals. General gobshites. Loads fucked off after the 2nd!!

 

[paulchapo]

Jez has a look that screams "Thick ****".....

They'd be even more triggered if they realised our owner nearly bought them ... allegedly.