Examples of stupidity.

bluealf

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OK this wasn't a mate, it wasn't even Mrs Mist, it was me...
We were in France at a friend's house. She had some pink salt on the table, I hadn't seen pink salt so picked up the bottle to read the name, 'oh right Hi ma lion, I said' that's different'
It was of course Himalayan salt. Worra knob.
Was that recent?
 

Viking blue

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Question........name something on your body that you only have one of?

Contestant........big toe
A lad here was on a tv quiz, what was Hitlers first name, to which he replied Heil. True story.
 

Tuearts right boot

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Last ones easy, drive in reverse.
Ha ha.....once saw a new car with it's rear windscreen completely covered in flies...thought genuinely that someone must have been screwing the car in reverse for some reason but couldn't understand why. Only then did someone tell me it had been reversed onto a car transporter, top deck at the front. An easy mistake.
 

adelaideblue

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Oz Married at First sight last night, bridesmaid said to Bride "you look like Princess Diana", they both laughed and then the bridesmaid said "you dont know who Princess Diana is do you" No she replied. She's 27, couldn't believe it.
 

metalblue

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Oz Married at First sight last night, bridesmaid said to Bride "you look like Princess Diana", they both laughed and then the bridesmaid said "you dont know who Princess Diana is do you" No she replied. She's 27, couldn't believe it.

We currently have the one with that Jess and Dan in it. About to go to the commitment ceremony.

It’s addictive that show. Basically they get a bunch of disfunctional people who can’t manage relationships in the outside world and put them together which results in, well disfunctional relationships. However the series we currently have in the UK has managed to pair one set together (Cam and Jules) which might actually work. It just goes to prove if you throw enough shit some will stick.

Anyway back on subject, true story that made me smile:

Nursery: Hi as per policy we can’t name the other child but unfortunately another child has used her unkind hands on Elsie today and hit her in the eye with a plastic dinosaur. Elsie then used her unkind hands on the other child and hit her in the face

Mother: oh my god, I’m so sorry I feel dreadful for the other child and parents

Nursery: There’s more

Mother: oh Christ.

Nursery: Betsy used her unkind hands on another child today and hit her in the eye with a plastic dinosaur. The other child then used their unkind hands and hit Betsy in the face.

Mother: so basically my kids hit each other

Nursery: I can’t say
 

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