Excessive make-up

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You do realise that's going to give me nightmares
 
Poor areas have a large proportion of fat people because they can't afford to feed themselves too.

People in less well off areas just have very bad taste.

It isn't just make up.

It's horrible clothes, tattoos, tawdry jewellery, piercings, orange tans and absurd hairstyles too.

And they eat in the street, usually some vile smelling pasty or pie.
 
He's a fucking wrong un and no mistake. I bet bleaches his arsehole and has applied for big brother at least twice.

Your not far wrong to be honest! He goes to a waxing salon and gets his arse done and he has applied for X-factor, so you were pretty close!
 
I just tell the missus she looks much better without the makeup, makes her happy, we get out the door quicker and it saves money, winner winner.
 
Your not far wrong to be honest! He goes to a waxing salon and gets his arse done and he has applied for X-factor, so you were pretty close!

Haha, I typed x factor but changed it to big brother.
 

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