F1 2024 season

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The mask definitely slipped yesterday. The “old” Max - petulant, entitled, and prone to stack it into someone else’s gearbox - was fully back on show.

I can’t wait until Lando wins his first title. He’s my favourite driver since Button by miles. A proper gentleman racer who drives with finesse and class, not some jumped up little dickhead who puts other drivers in danger.

Paint that McLaren shiny silver and it could actually be JB behind the wheel he’s that smooth.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The way things are going there's not a hope in hell Red Bull are winning the constructors.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

10 place engine grid penalty for Verstappen at Spa.

Hope Sky have the radio comms beep machine fully serviced.

 

[TinFoilHat]

10 place engine grid penalty for Verstappen at Spa.

Hope Sky have the radio comms beep machine fully serviced.

Can McClaren capitalise on it or will they Ferrari the weekend up?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Ocon to Haas.












Yeah, I’m not arsed either.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Kravitz claiming RB had a big "clear the air meeting" this weekend where everyone was allowed to call each other a **** then have a cuppa after.

That's the most exciting thing that's happened in 3rd practice. Red flagged because it's a swimming pool in spa after a big crash involving stroll after his daddy told him he'd left a fiver in the cockpit.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Practice restarted. Sainz goes off on first corner. Luckily he kept the car going.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Kravitz claiming RB had a big "clear the air meeting" this weekend where everyone was allowed to call each other a **** then have a cuppa after.

That's the most exciting thing that's happened in 3rd practice. Red flagged because it's a swimming pool in spa after a big crash involving stroll after his daddy told him he'd left a fiver in the cockpit.

I’ve never watched a practise session. What could a casual fan get from them? Isn’t it just drivers re-learning the circuit and making adjustments to their cars?

 

[TinFoilHat]

I’ve never watched a practise session. What could a casual fan get from them? Isn’t it just drivers re-learning the circuit and making adjustments to their cars?

Sky usually spend most of the time stalking teams in the pits and looking at upgrades whilst Kravitz acts like the office gossip merchant. They'll send Brundle to a part of the track the cars will pass him at full speed. Almost goading Max to hit him when Sky call him a **** again.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Horner on SKY now moaning about too many microphones are making Max grumpy.