FACT!!

[jimharri]

I can beat that. The x-tra factor is on ITV2 now, and Holly Willoughby is drop dead gorgeous. FACT!!!

i am now watching itv2 FACT

You're pretty good at the one handed typing!!

 

[BimboBob]

Oh hello...my kind of thread...FACT!

Although people claim to be able to talk to trees and sometimes even hug them trees can't talk back as they have no vocal chords.FACT.

 

[scorer]

A fact is a fact......

and thats a Fact

 

[BimboBob]

Bananas,like wasps,have no opposable thumbs and therefore can't tie shoe laces.FACT!

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

Tits like coconuts. Fact!

 

[Joycee Banercheck]

When ants are pissed they fall on their right.

 

[BimboBob]

Harry Webbs real name is Cliff Richard.He uses the stage name so people don't think he is a bi-sexual god bothering smiling freak who steals the skin from younger people and lives with priests.

 

[pee dubya]

Bats are not blind, they can see perfectly well, just not in colour.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Harry Webbs real name is Cliff Richard.He uses the stage name so people don't think he is a bi-sexual god bothering smiling freak who steals the skin from younger people and lives with priests.

Due to never getting his willy wet in decades. Harry Webb aka Cliff Richard has testicles the size of Watermelons which he has stretched out and stapled to his back. If Sue Barker would have fellated Sir Cliff when she had a thing for him. It is believed by many top physisists (sp) that the resultant orgasm would have broken Sue's nose due to the force of the blast and left her covered.Head to toe. In half a century's worth of unspent man oil

 

[BimboBob]

The Dire Straits album 'Brothers in Arms' was the first album to sell over a million copies on CD.FACT.

Mark Knopfler(who wrote all of the tracks apart from the northern moaning on Money for Nothing) originally planned to name the album 'I hate my brother arms' but was pursuaded not to by a nervous record company.FACT.

His favourite food is Cheese on toast.FACT.

Sting is a twat.FACT.