Kippax.
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BLUENATIC said:
you spell physicists like this = FACT!
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you spell physicists like this = FACT!
goat boy
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BLUENATIC said:Due to never getting his willy wet in decades. Harry Webb aka Cliff Richard has testicles the size of Watermelons which he has stretched out and stapled to his back. If Sue Barker would have fellated Sir Cliff when she had a thing for him. It is believed by many top physisists (sp) that the resultant orgasm would have broken Sue's nose due to the force of the blast and left her covered.Head to toe. In half a century's worth of unspent man oilBimboBob said:Harry Webbs real name is Cliff Richard.He uses the stage name so people don't think he is a bi-sexual god bothering smiling freak who steals the skin from younger people and lives with priests.
PMSL!
Kippax.
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This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!Jonah Falcon By Stefan Anitei, Science Editor
We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.
Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.
So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...
Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.
But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.
"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
FACT
We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.
Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis! Gorilla males, which dwarf humans in body size, have minute penises compared to ours, no thicker and longer than a pencil. Other apes do not reach even this size. In some African countries, 'hanging like a gorilla' is considered an insult.
So, in the end, who is the owner of the largest penis in the world? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...
Jonah is not a nameless person: he is an American actor and talk-show host, which appeared in some sitcoms, British television shows and Hollywood movies. He was born in Brooklyn and identifies himself as bisexual.
But the huge penis is not a blessing. It rather condemns him to loneliness: there's no match babe. He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.
"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what's in my trousers. It's become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn't think I'm a freak show", Jonah told "The Sun" two years ago.
FACT
StrangewaysHereWeCome
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You put (sp) after a word when you DK how to spell it. FACT!Robbo. said:BLUENATIC said:Due to never getting his willy wet in decades. Harry Webb aka Cliff Richard has testicles the size of Watermelons which he has stretched out and stapled to his back. If Sue Barker would have fellated Sir Cliff when she had a thing for him. It is believed by many top physisists (sp) that the resultant orgasm would have broken Sue's nose due to the force of the blast and left her covered.Head to toe. In half a century's worth of unspent man oil
you spell physicists like this = FACT!
rushts
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i have a really average sized penis FACT
Kippax.
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BLUENATIC said:You put (sp) after a word when you DK how to spell it. FACT!Robbo. said:you spell physicists like this = FACT!
That why i helped you out - FACT!!
BimboBob
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Doctor Who is not a real person but is in fact a tv star.It seems that some people(mainly women) appear to get confused by this obvious FACT.
Scottyboi
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shaun goater is a legend fact.
BimboBob
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Scottys girlfriend needs to stop sending me rude pictures of herself as i'm not interested anymore.FACT.
Scottyboi
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BimboBob said:Scottys girlfriend needs to stop sending me rude pictures of herself as i'm not interested anymore.FACT.
hahaha i think thats how i lost most of my hair!